Face-Plant Video: Rick Ankiel Goes Head-First into Outfield Wall

Hey everybody…I think Rick Ankiel is going to be okay after smashing his face into the wall.  Yeah, I know it looked bad, but they did X-rays and everything, and didn’t find any fractures, plus he had feeling in all his limbs and was totally conscious throughout the whole thing.  So that makes it okay to say things like, “Rick Ankiel owned by wall” and “Rick Ankiel’s face, meet outfield wall” and “Wow, that must’ve been how Ricky Hatton felt.” Except Ricky Hatton actually did get knocked cold…which proves that Manny Pacquiao is indeed tougher than a wall.