The Cleveland Cavaliers are your windshield and the Atlanta Hawks are bugs. The Cavs are a crack jones and the Hawks are Bobby Brown. The Cavs are Lando Calrissian and Nien Nunb in the Falcon and the Hawks are the new Death Star. The Cavs are a giant box of Krispy Kreme and the Hawks are Oprah. Seriously, you seen Oprah lately? She’s three bills if she’s an ounce.

