Jeremy Shockey knows how to celebrate Memorial Day weekend:
NFL star Jeremy Shockey was taken out of the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas today by stretcher and taken to a nearby hospital.
Sources on the scene tell TMZ Shockey was at Rehab — the ironic name of the Sunday pool party at the Hard Rock — when he was found unconscious at around 2:00 PM. Paramedics ended up wheeling Shockey out of the Hard Rock via stretcher. We’re told the paramedics tried to cover Shockey up so onlookers — including a TV camera crew — couldn’t ID him.
Shockey’s people have since claimed the Saints tight end was merely dehydrated and will be fine. Guess being out in the sun all day grinding on hotties caused the moisture to be sucked right out of Jeremy’s body. Doesn’t he know to hydrate while grinding? I thought that was Grinding 101. “Alternate suggestive hip movements, executed in time with the loud, horrible hip-hop music, with generous swallows of a non-alcoholic beverage.” Emphasis on “non-alcoholic.” Coronas only make it worse. Jeremy just doesn’t respect his body. Or anyone else’s bodies.
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