Michelle Larcher De Brito Makes Noises No 16-Year-Old Should Make

The tennis world has begun taking notice of 16-year-old Michelle Larcher De Brito – and how could it not notice her, given how loudly she shrieks during her matches.  This girl’s noises make Maria Sharapova‘s famous “grunts” sound like the gentle waves of sound that lull tiny kittens to sleep in heaven.  Some of Ms. Larcher De Brito’s opponents have found themselves unnerved by her screeches.  Aravane Rezai, who just knocked Larcher De Brito out of the French Open, said of playing the 16-year-old after a match earlier this year in Miami, “She shouts really loud. It was really unpleasant.”  And wrong…she forgot to mention wrong.

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