Archive for May, 2009

May 1st 2009

The Daily Sexah: Miss California Carrie Prejean – The Hate is Real, the Boobs are Fake

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Carrie Prejean is once again in the middle of a firestorm of controversy, after it was revealed, by a pageant official, that the Miss USA runner-up and advocate for marriage discrimination was given fake boobs by Miss California USA.  “It was something that we all spoke about together,” Miss California co-executive director Shanna Moakler (yes, that one) told Billy Bush of Access Hollywood.  “It was an option and she wanted it. And we supported that decision.” Carrie was given the boobs, paid for in their squishy entirety by the Miss California people, to help her measure up when she hit [...]

May 1st 2009

D-Bag Video: Michael Crabtree Gets a Head Start on Making Us Hate Him

AUTHOR: | IN: Jerky Behavior, Videos | COMMENTS: 2 Comments

Why do all wide receivers end making us hate them?  Even Marvin Harrison, who we thought was a decent, soft-spoken guy, turned out to be a gun-happy lunatic who left the game with a sullied reputation. If Michael Crabtree continues at the rate he’s been going, he will not have to wait until the tail end of his career to enter the Wide Receiver Hall of Scorn:  he will be inducted before he even catches a pass in an NFL game.  The fact that he resembles Deion Sanders more than a little bit is not helping matters. Source: Hugging Harold [...]

May 1st 2009

Fred Smoot Intimidated by Rookie Kevin Barnes

AUTHOR: | IN: Yakkity Yak | COMMENTS: 2 Comments

Incoming Redskins rookie Kevin Barnes showed confidence – perhaps even cockiness – by pointing out that the man whose job he wants, veteran cornerback Fred Smoot, is “getting a little bit older.”  Now you tell me:  did Smoot put the rookie in his place with the following comment, or just show that he’s worried about losing his spot? They come in like that until they go to three days of [minicamp] and [then] they humble. It don’t bother me. I’m going to take him through some things. I haven’t seen the guy. I don’t even know his name and I [...]

May 1st 2009

Alexander Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby Need to Work on Their On-Air Smack Talk

AUTHOR: | IN: Feuds, Videos, Yakkity Yak | COMMENTS: None Yet

You know that when ESPN booked interviews with Sidney Crosby and Alexander Ovechkin ahead of their teams’ playoff showdown, they were just hoping the two guys would bring some Patrick Roy-level hockey smack talk to the table.  Epic fail.  Neither guy had much of anything to say about the other guy; in fact, the two guys put together don’t even have the charisma of a shoebox.  Maybe hockey’s real problem, when it comes to getting back to prominence in the sporting world, is that its players are just dull as dishwater.

May 1st 2009

More Playoff Overtime Video: Bulls v. Celtics Game 6

AUTHOR: | IN: Actual Game Action, Videos | COMMENTS: None Yet

The Celtics and Bulls like playing basketball so much, they just can’t stop at regulation.  ESPN Classics has another instant classic.  J.A. Adande declared on Twitter that this is one of the great playoff series of all-time, along with ’84 Lakers-Celtics, ’02 Lakers-Kings, ’00 Lakers-Blazers, ’03 Bulls-Suns and ’92 Bulls-Knicks.  J.A. Adande Twitters?  I thought he spent all his time pimping and keeping it real.