Archive for May, 2009

Simona Halep Sets Date To Have Breast Reduction (Total Pro Sports) LeBron James Cartoon about Game 5 (NESW Sports) Around The Bigs: Injuries & Pitching Woes Continue To Sting Rays (Sharapova’s Thigh) Jax Jags’ Guard Uche Nwaneri Would Give it All Up for Blogs With Balls (Blogs With Balls) HausCast 26: Hot Clicks’ Jimmy Traina (FanHouse) Orioles: Young Guns (Josh Q. Public) Obama Bobbleheads Red Flagged at Customs! (Steady Burn) Cavs in do-or-die, but so are Magic in Game 6 Saturday (Paneech.com) Brandon Marshall, Kyle Orton, Chris Simms – It’s A Mile High Mess (My Sports Rumors) NBA Playoffs Meet [...]

Jessica Simpson once famously thought Chicken of the Sea tuna was actually chicken.  Evidently, that little episode did not inspire Jessica to become more familiar with the creatures of the seas, because she still tends to get them confused.  For instance, Jessica does not seem aware that killer whales are mammals and sharks are fish, as a check of her Twitter page demonstrates. For those unwilling or unable to click that link…Jessica has posted the following image via Twitpic, with the caption as it appears beneath: All right, so, maybe it’s not common knowledge that killer whales are mammals and [...]

How nice that Ernie, Kenny, Chuck and the temporary guy who used to play for Indiana have such a wonderful sense of humor about themselves.  Oh yeah?  You think they really do?  No.  They all want to strangle that Mike Polk guy.  Charles wants to throw him through a plate glass window.  Kenny wants to kick him in the kneecaps.  Ernie wants to have sex with him and then scratch his eyes. And have sex with him some more. Awful Announcing

Kavya Shivashankar is the winner of the 2009 Scripps Spelling Bee, making her the Queen of the Geeks (sorry chick from Best Buy who sold me my car stereo).  “Laodicean” was the word Kavya spelled to win the competition, using her adorable little “spelling it out on her palm with her finger” technique.  Is that really that hard a word to spell?  If you know enough words to know that word, which isn’t exactly in common usage in case you didn’t notice, then you can probably spell it no problem. By the way, this contest is supposedly only open to [...]

That Final Four run the Memphis Tigers made with Derrick Rose two years ago may be wiped from the books thanks to NCAA violations: Memphis athletic director R.C. Johnson defended the men’s basketball program Thursday, saying the school checks out all potential players. He would not confirm that Derrick Rose, who led Memphis to the 2008 national title game, is at the center of an NCAA investigation of major violations during that season. In a letter to the school the NCAA says an unknown person took the SAT for a player, with his knowledge, and then the player used that [...]

Fan Gives Ref The Finger As Wings Give Blackhawks The Boot (Total Pro Sports) Brazilian Soccer Fans Invade Team’s Practice, Fan Punches Player (Sports Rubbish) The Interweb: 2009 NFL Rookie Touchdown Dance Challenge (NESW Sports) LeBron James Would Be the Best Receiver in the NFL (FanSided) Crown Our Ass: Lakers Became NBA Champs Last Night (Lake Show Life) Hendry Admits To Dealing DeRosa To Get Lineup More Left-Handed (The Friendly Blogfines) Rick Porcello: Shades Of Dr.K (Josh Q. Public) Top 10 Baseball Manager Meltdowns (InGameNow) Derby Champ Mine That Bird the 6/5 favorite at The Belmont Stakes (Steady Burn) The [...]

Travis Henry has some pretty serious competition when it comes to impregnating multitudes of different women out of wedlock before the age of 30.  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Desmond Hatchett: A 29-year-old man has set a new record in the U.S. by fathering 21 children. Desmond Hatchett has had his offspring with 11 different women and their ages  range from a newborn to 11 years of age. The prolific father even boasted of fathering four children by different women in the same year. His giant brood came to light after authorities in Tennessee took Hatchett to court for [...]

Carlos Zambrano is known for his emotional outbursts during games, but what he did Wednesday was even over-the-top for him:  after getting tossed by the ump for arguing a bang-bang play at the plate, the man known affectionately as Big Z (the “Z” does not stand for “Zreally Freaking Nuts”) expressed his irritation by taking up a bat and smashing the bejesus out of the Gatorade machine in the dugout, almost taking out Cubs pitching coach Larry Rothschild in the process.  Carlos is lucky there’s no such organization as People for the Ethical Treatment of Sports Drinks Dispensers, cause he’d [...]