A shocker in the finals of Britain’s Got Talent – crazy cat-lady Susan Boyle was defeated, by a dance troupe called Diversity (no relation to Up With People). Susan, much like LeBron James, is not taking her failure well:
“Britain’s Got Talent” sensation Susan Boyle was admitted to a London clinic on Sunday, a day after her shocking second place finish on the show.
She is said to be suffering from exhaustion.
“Nobody has had to put up with the kind of attention Susan has had. Nobody could have predicted it,” one of the show’s judges, Piers Morgan, told a Brit TV show. “It has been crazy, she has gone from anonymity to being the most downloaded woman in history.”
Susan Boyle got it into her head that she was the greatest thing since the orgasm, and was dealt a crushing emotional blow when the world kindly informed her that she isn’t. Same thing happened to LeBron when the Cavs lost. The sudden deflation of a wildly swollen ego always leads to dire psychological consequences. For more evidence, see Kanye West.

