Why was Bret Michaels on the Tonys? Hugh Jackman was too busy counting all the money he and the producers of Wolverine stole from the gullible movie-going public? And how on earth did he not see the giant piece of stage coming down to crush him? Luckily, getting wacked on the noggin by scenery did not seriously injure Michaels. I was going to say it may have bruised his pride, but, anyone who would appear on a show like Rock of Love certainly has already sacrificed all of that.

