Michelle Wie, the second-most overhyped female athlete of all-time behind Anna Kournikova, may be on her way to her first honest-to-goodness victory as a full-fledged professional member of the LPGA tour:
Wie shot a 2-under 70 on Thursday [at the LPGA Championship] to put herself in contention for her first win on the LPGA Tour. The 19-year-old turned pro in 2005, but this marks the first year she’s playing as a tour member.
Thus, she’s still considered to be a rookie.
Wie already has three top-10 finishes this year, and an improved putter helped her finish Thursday with three birdies on the back nine. If Wie makes a run this weekend, Bulle Rock can expect an overflow crowd Sunday for its final round as home of the LPGA Championship.
So what’s the lesson here? If you want to be good at golf, stop being a whiny, entitled little bitch who thinks she can play with men. Then go to Stanford and date one of the Lopez brothers for awhile. And get yourself many pairs of cute little black shorts, and lots of eye make-up. It also wouldn’t hurt to practice.
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