Another Thing Ryan Leaf Sucks at: Fleeing the Country

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Ryan Leaf’s flight to Canada will not save him from facing drug and burglary charges in Texas.  The San Diego Union-Tribune reports:

A Texas district attorney has set a Thursday morning deadline for Ryan Leaf to surrender on drug and burglary charges.

If he doesn’t, a dragnet will be formed to find the former Chargers quarterback and extradite him from the Vancouver area, where he is believed to be living, the district attorney said.

“He can run, but he can’t hide and we will find him,” said James Farren, the district attorney for Randall County, Texas.

Leaf’s attorney, Bill Kelly, said Leaf would turn himself in this week. Kelly said he didn’t know which day.

“All this stuff about extradition is hype, neon-sign hype, as far as I’m concerned,” Kelly said.

Kelly said the reason for the delay was “paperwork issues that had to be completed as far as his work permit” in Canada.

Ryan Leaf continues to prove that if you’re a loser, you’re a loser, not just at the primary thing everyone knows you for being a loser at, but pretty much everything.  Who the hell tries to escape criminal charges by fleeing to Vancouver?  That’s where you go when you’re trying to make a movie on the cheap, or if you think Austin just isn’t as hip as it used to be.  I’m guessing Ryan isn’t in the movie biz nor is he looking to scope out the next trendy scene.  He is simply a moron.

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