The U.S. Open is supposed to be going on right now, giving me something to do while I wait for the Melatonin to kick in, but alas, nature has elected not to cooperate. Right now the Bethpage Black area looks like something out of a terrible Morgan Freeman/Christian Slater movie. A quick check of Doppler Radar shows that it’s probably going to be raining for some time yet, so unless Tiger can get the Big Guy on the horn and tell him to close the floodgates, golf fans are going to be shit out of luck.
Tags: tiger woods, u.s. open

