This is Why We Tuck in Our Shirts
Getting drunk and running onto the field at a sporting event is the dumbest way to get arrested this side of shooting yourself in the thigh at a club. I wonder when the dumb rowdies will realize that security guards at games just itch for them to do something dumb so they can jump on top of them and start hammering away. Yeah stupid, not only are they allowed to kick your ass, they like kicking your ass. They should give the security guards tasers. Or clubs with nails sticking out of them. Or just let them draw heaters on the dumb-asses and start firing away.













