Jun30th

Anna Kournikova Missed Her Calling

AUTHOR: danzinski | IN: Uncategorized | COMMENTS: None Yet |

Anna Kournikova was apparently wasting her time with that whole tennis thing.  What she should’ve been doing was trying to start a wrestling career, if this story from Page 6 is any indication:

Anna Kournikova got into a fight Saturday night in Las Vegas after an unidentified woman threw a drink at the tennis ace. Kournikova and her pals were partying at Lavo after attending the Hardbat Classic table tennis tournament when a woman at the next table “threw a drink at Anna. She felt Anna was invading her space,” our source said. Kournikova “sprung into action” and starting screaming at the woman and shoving her. “It was a big fight,” the spy said. The woman was kicked out only after leaving Kournikova with some vicious scratch marks on her neck. Kournikova’s rep didn’t return calls.

Kournikova should buy herself a pair of spandex tights, then get on the horn to Vince McMahon.  I’ve got a nickname all picked out for her too:  The Ragin’ Rooskie.  Enrique Iglesias could be her manager, unless he finds that too demeaning.  And her special finishing move?  The Killer Backhand.  I smell fake sports gold.

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