Jun 1st 2009
French Open Loses 80% of its Sex Appeal in One Day
Rafael Nadal was upset in the fourth round of the French Open by a Swede not named Stefan Edberg (of course, since Edberg is about 50 and would have no shot against Nadal, unless Nadal went into the match with two broken feet). This was a terrible blow to Nadal, Nadal fans, Roger Federer fans who hoped their guy would get a shot to redeem himself against Nadal in the final, and most of all, to people who enjoy watching a hunky man ply his trade on the field of competitive sports. It was not, however, a bad day for [...]
Jun 1st 2009
LeBron James Holds in the Anger
LeBron James made up for stiffing the media right after the Cavs‘ loss to the Magic by, the next day, standing around for 7 minutes answering dumb questions. I’ll summarize the video for you: “Congratulations to the Magic. Both sides played hard. I wasn’t tired. I’m not going to bash my teammates even though they stink. I’m not going to express my wish to go to New York even though I dream about it every night while I lie in bed clutching my Patrick Ewing teddy bear. Condolences to David Stern on not getting a Me vs. Kobe match-up. I [...]
