There is no turning back.  Athletes are tweeting and live streaming more and more each day.  As a public service to the readers of this blog, Pacman will be taking time out of his busy schedule a couple times a month to translate and/or explain certain words or phrases.  Today’s lesson comes from Pacman’s own recent live stream:
“Me and my boys, Zach and Eddy, gonna bowl stroll down to da club with a shitload of skrilla, spit some game and then be bumping ugly at the end of the night.”
Translation:  Zach, Eddy and I will be walking down the street smoking a bowl of marijuana with a lot of cash in our pockets on the way to [...]

Subway $5 Footlong Faux Tweet Of The Day 
I’m very happy to be staying in Los Angeles.  There is no way in the world I want to miss even one minute of the Ron Artest freak show.
Lamar Odom    July 31st
**Hey there.  I’m Jay Bilas.  Since Jared wanted too much jack, Subway hired me to provide expert commentary about the above picture and Lamar’s faux tweet.  I’m really excited about the opportunity. Just look at that picture.  Lamar is a long armed athlete with an enormous wingspan of 72 inches.  This tremendous length enables Lamar to extend his long arms over the defender and above the rim for easy baskets.  [...]

 
I’m going to break from the regular format this afternoon and briefly wade into the shark-infested waters of statistical analysis.  Yes, I know that only fervent members of PETA are more rabid than stat geeks but it’s a risk I’m willing to take.
First of all, let me unequivocally state that I don’t share the same views as Joe Morgan & Harold Reynolds.  I fully comprehend the value of  statistics like OPS and VORP.   Reynolds caused quite a stir with a semi-recent MLB.com blog post about the value of statistics.  Here is Harold waxing incoherently about power hitters:
“…Big power hitters swing and miss and strikeout. Or they hit home runs and [...]

 
 Subway Five Dollar Footlong Faux Tweet Of The Day
I’m definitely petulant and maybe even a whiny little bitch, but dammit I’m no pussy.  
Jay Cutler      July 30th
 
What’s Happening 
News You Can Use     Here is the Erin Andrews 911 phone call audio     Josh Q. Public
The Wide World Of Twitter    Wondering who to follow?  Here is a pretty good start     TonyBlogs.net via Just Blog Baby
More News You Can Use    Memo to Ric Bucher: tanning beds aren’t very safe     Breitbart 
Boob Tube & Flicks    It’s officially on…Seth Rogen vs. “Entouage”    Yahoo
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Rumors, Musings & Stories
Pigskin           Did Brian Urlacher call Jay Cutler a pussy?  Who knows, but Cutler forced his way out of Denver and is always pouting about something.  Let’s call a spade a spade.  Cutler: you’re a pussy.        PFT 
News You Can Use       Are fat people going to be taxed?  If so, Prince Fielder, Charles Barkley, Eric Gordon and the chunky Jay Cutler are now officially on notice.                   LA Times
Bases & Balls           Padres GM Kevin Towers is still fielding calls about Adrian Gonzalez and Heath Bell.  C’mon KT, just go ahead and trade both of them.  Since Peavy & Young are on the DL, your team will be left with zero legitimate [...]

Subway Five Dollar Footlong Faux Tweet Of The Day
Our bromance will never die.  Jason Whitlock will be working 24/7 to get me a tryout with the Vikings now that Favre is out of the picture. 
Jeff George     July 29th    
 
What’s Happening
Pigskin      If you think the Brett Favre Saga is over you are sadly mistaken.  As a life long Packers fan, I’m almost certain that it’s going to continue for another couple years.
Hoops      Washington Wizards center Brendan Haywood gives some practical advice to professional athletes to keep them from going broke.  I’ll be e-mailing this link to Antoine Walker later today.      Yardbarker
Pigskin      Don’t look now, but the hottest video since LeBron/Crawford just might be the [...]

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Rumors, Musings & Stories
Afternoon Delight      Everything seems to have an acronym these days and I noticed that the new name of these afternoon posts becomes A.R.M.S.   Given that fact, I thought it might be a good idea to post a picture of some nice arms. Makes sense, right?  Well, this picture of Madonna is really not [...]

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 Faux Tweet Of The Day 
If Brett Favre decides not to come back, I’m going to beat out Tarvaris & Sage for the starting QB job in Minnesota.
Kim Kardashian    July 28th    Twitterberry
 
What’s Happening
Pigskin         Guess who will likely be back in the NFL this season?  If you guessed Michael Vick then give yourself a gold star.   I’m just looking forward to hearing all the stories about Vick having to endure the dog [...]