Thanks for stopping by Pacman Jonesin’. Every Monday through Friday afternoon we’ll provide links and commentary about the stories of the day, give you a little eye candy and also a list or feature to tickle your fancy. If you like what you see then you can subscribe right here. Links are always appreciated and can be sent to Drew@shawnkempskids.com. Hot Links & Commentary Afternoon Delight If you like the picture of Stacey, here is one more (NSFWish) Peephole-Gate An interesting analysis about whether there is blatant sexism in the sports world tampabay.com Hoops Is Ricky Rubio the real deal or is it hype? StarTribune.com Pigskin In [...]
Subway $5 Footlong Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day I did not have sexual relations with that woman…Ms. McNulty. These allegations are false! C’mon, just look at her. Bill Clinton Ben Roethlisberger July 27th Welcome to the inaugural Morning Wake Up Call. Pacman Jonesin’ will get your morning off to a great start every Sunday through Friday (God rested on Sunday and I rest on Saturday), by letting you know what’s happening in the world of sports & entertainment. There are no holds barred so grab a cup of coffee and get ready to smile… Hoops After watching Stephon Marbury on USTREAM for a while on [...]
Jul 24th 2009
Top 10 Questions That Have Pacman Perplexed This Week
10) Why does ESPN think Brett Favre being conflicted about returning to the NFL is news?- So let me get this straight…that “story” runs across the crawl at the bottom of the screen all night but Big Ben is ignored for a couple days? I know that lady looks & sounds bat shit crazy, but at the very least ESPN could have said, “Ben Roethlisberger has been accused of sexual assault by a hotel employee. No criminal charges have been filed and we’ll continue to monitor the story.” If that had happened then nobody would have said a word. Well, someone probably would have complained but there definitely wouldn’t [...]
Jul 24th 2009
Pacman Sends A Couple Tweets To Michael Vick
Subway Five Dollar Footlong Faux Tweet Of The Day Yo Mike, why you & Iverson play me like that? Y’all went to a scrip club & didn’t even invite me. That shit ain’t right. Pacman Jones 2:16 AM July 24th (UPDATE) My bad, Mike. I guess that story was bogus. We still good? Pacman Jones 4:42 AM July 24th
If you gave me $1 for every time Diddy has tweeted Let’s Go on his Twitter account then I would have enough money to buy his Miami mansion. The house right next to it would be mine as well if you gave me another $1 for every exclamation point. As mentioned earlier today, I’m fascinated by Twitter. Nearly 1.6 million people are following Diddy’s tweets and another 500,00+ are following the vapid musings of a quasi-celebrity like Heidi Montag. Even Larry King has hopped aboard the Twitter bandwagon: Just had my Metamucil. Also ate an onion bagel with a little cream cheese. Isn’t it funny that bagels have a hole [...]
Jul 23rd 2009
Faux Twitter Vs. Real Twitter: Big Ben, Shaq & Diddy
Subway Five Dollar Footlong Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day My number one fan also filed charges against me. I wonder how long it will take ESPN to report this alleged ASSault. Ben Roethlisberger July 23rd Although the $5 Footlong national advertising campaign officially ended, there are still eight subs that can be purchased for five bucks at Subway. That greedy bastard Jared wanted too much money to be the Pacman Jonesin’ spokesman for this daily feature, but fortunately Jay Bilas has agreed to provide occasional commentary. Look for Jay’s expert analysis in the coming weeks. As far as I’m concerned, the Twitter phenomenon has been been absolutely fascinating. [...]
Greetings. Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m irritating, live in a rural area, don’t come into contact with a lot of real people and am a pain in the ass. Oh…and my name is Drew. I realize that I have very big shoes to fill here at Pacman Jonesin’, but I’m ready to lace ‘em up and get started. Here is a list of my twenty favorite sports nicknames: 20. Bill “Spaceman” Lee - “Hell, if KY jelly went off the market, the whole California Angels pitching staff would be out of baseball.” – Bill Lee (Here are a few other gems from Mr. [...]
Unbelievable and frankly disturbing video, exclusively released by Us Magazine, of the famous pryotechnic mishap that burned Michael Jackson‘s scalp, and allegedly sent him down the road to painkiller addiction. Evidently, with Jackson now gone, we are going to see, hear and know everything we ever wanted to know – and some stuff we didn’t want to know – about him.
