Reebok Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day
Although I failed to land Ricky Rubio, I’m on top of the world!  You should see all the frequent flyer miles I’ve earned!!!
David Kahn         August 31st  
 
 
If you thought Peyton “Cut That Meat” Manning was a comedian, wait until you see brother Eli in action.
Interested in entering a contest to win an authentic team jersey?  All you have to do is watch this 30 second video brought to you by Reebok, makers of Speedwick Performance Apparel and Official Outfitters of the NFL.  
Just text Reebok the number you see at the end of the video, sit back [...]

Did somone say shake? I sure could use a strawberry shake to wash down all these donuts.

 
10) Andy Reid - While Reid has been successful in Philadelphia (eight post-season appearances in ten years), Eagles fans are only kidding themselves if they think he can lead the team to a Super Bowl victory.  Why? Because of Reid’s insistence that a power running game isn’t needed to win.  Oh…and the fact that Reid’s horrendous clock management year after year also continues to be an albatross around his neck.
9)   Tom Cable – Mental instability is certainly a concern.  If you look at him cross-eyed, it’s entirely possible [...]

As you may have read a few days ago, the Williams sisters joined Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony and Gloria Estefan as limited ownership partners of the Miami Dolphins.   I have to admit that as far as star power is concerned, this list of partners isn’t too shabby.  However, it absolutely pales in comparison to the future ownership group of the Los Angeles Clippers.
Although Donald Tokowitz …er…Sterling has owned the Clippers for almost 30 years now, your fearless blogger is about to take over as managing partner of the downtrodden/troubled/jinxed franchise.  Since he has seemingly dated the entire Korean female population in greater Los Angeles, Sterling evidently has decided to move to South Korea in September. 
A [...]

Even if you don’t find me particularly amusing, today’s batch of sizzling links comes with a money back guarantee.  If you don’t laugh at least five times I’ll send you a check for $4.00.  Why $4?  Why not?  Just grab a cup of coffee or another beverage and get ready to laugh…
This video is seven minutes and nineteen seconds of comedy gold (NSFW)   Funny or Die
An old Onion News video about wearable feedbags    Souvenir City
If you’re not following @shitmydadsays then you should be 
Disturbing dating profile of a Philadelphia Eagles executive     The Sports Hernia via Souvenir City
“30 Rock” parody video that has a great [...]

 
I can see the headline now:  MAGIC COMES HOME TO MICHIGAN!! 
Let’s face facts…the Pistons are a mess.  Their best pure floor general, Will Bynum, is the fourth guard on the depth chart and is essentially a garbage time player.  Rodney Stuckey is a slashing guard that hasn’t proven that he can play the point in the NBA.  Ben Gordon and Rip Hamilton are one-dimensional and bring little to the table other than outside shooting.      
The front court is equally calamitous.  Free agent aquisitions, Chris Wilcox and Charlie Villanueva, prefer hoisting shots from the perimeter rather than getting dirty in the paint.  Ben Wallace’s shooting range is currently two feet, Kwame Brown’s is three [...]

ESPN Sports Nation Tweet Of The Day
Pacman was a good video game, but Pacman Jones is even better. Football on Sunday & bedlam in the streets the rest of the week. 
Adam “Pacman” Jones   August 24th
 
Fantasy Focus
I retired as an offical participant in fantasy football leagues a couple years ago because it was just too much of a time sink.  The enjoyment of watching games and following the NFL decreased as I found myself being overly concerned with meaningless statistics like field goal length, number of incompletions and the yardage of a touchdown reception.                  
That said, I certainly understand why it is so popular and continues to grow each year.  During the [...]

ESPN Sports Nation Faux Tweet Of The Day
My back was hurting so much from carrying Colin for the past 6 weeks that we didn’t tape a show on Friday.
Michelle Beadle     August 23rd
 
**Hey Everybody, it’s your favorite radio talk show host Colin Cowherd.  ESPN’s Sports Nation is the new sponsor of the Faux Tweet Of The Day and I’ll be stopping by once in a while to provide a little commentary.  I know Jay Bilas is a tough act to follow, but I think I’m ready for the challenge.  By the way, in case you’re wondering, Bilas is still all lathered [...]

Subway Five Dollar Footlong Faux Tweet Of The Day
Right now I am a legend and the fastest man alive.  However, I will soon be called the greatest athlete of all-time.
Usain Bolt         August 21st
**Hey everybody, Jay Bilas here to provide a little commentary about Usain’s faux tweet and pimp Subway’s superb $5 Footlongs.  I’ll tell you what, Bolt is not even being the slightest bit arrogant.  Forget about Jesse Owens, Jim Brown, Muhammad Ali, Michael Jordan, Jim Thorpe and LeBron James.  There is absolutely no doubt that Bolt and his long 6′5″ frame will soon become the greatest athlete of all-time.  What sets Usain apart from everyone else is his [...]