Archive for August, 2009

31 Aug

David Kahn Is A Genius, Eli Manning Is Such a Prankster & An Exclusive iPhone App

 

 Reebok Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day
Although I failed to land Ricky Rubio, I’m on top of the world!  You should see all the frequent flyer miles I’ve earned!!!
David Kahn         August 31st  
 
 
If you thought Peyton “Cut That Meat” Manning was a comedian, wait until you see brother Eli in action.
Interested in entering a contest to win an [...]

Posted in Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day, Videos by: Drew D
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30 Aug

Top 10 Shakiest NFL Head Coaches

Did somone say shake? I sure could use a strawberry shake to wash down all these donuts.

 
10) Andy Reid - While Reid has been successful in Philadelphia (eight post-season appearances in ten years), Eagles fans are only kidding themselves if they think he can lead the team to a Super Bowl victory.  Why? Because of Reid’s insistence that [...]

Posted in Lists, Morning Wake Up Call by: Drew D
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27 Aug

Halle Berry & Megan Fox Headline A List Of Los Angeles Clippers Ownership Partners

 

As you may have read a few days ago, the Williams sisters joined Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony and Gloria Estefan as limited ownership partners of the Miami Dolphins.   I have to admit that as far as star power is concerned, this list of partners isn’t too shabby.  However, it absolutely pales in comparison to the future ownership group of the [...]

Posted in Lists, Morning Wake Up Call, Pacman's Weekly Poll by: Drew D
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26 Aug

Hitting The Links…With A Money Back Guarantee If You Don’t Laugh

 

Even if you don’t find me particularly amusing, today’s batch of sizzling links comes with a money back guarantee.  If you don’t laugh at least five times I’ll send you a check for $4.00.  Why $4?  Why not?  Just grab a cup of coffee or another beverage and get ready to laugh…
This video is seven minutes [...]

Posted in Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day, Morning Wake Up Call, Videos by: Drew D
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25 Aug

Is Magic Johnson The Answer For The Detroit Pistons?

 
I can see the headline now:  MAGIC COMES HOME TO MICHIGAN!! 
Let’s face facts…the Pistons are a mess.  Their best pure floor general, Will Bynum, is the fourth guard on the depth chart and is essentially a garbage time player.  Rodney Stuckey is a slashing guard that hasn’t proven that he can play the point in the NBA.  Ben Gordon and Rip Hamilton are one-dimensional [...]

Posted in Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day, Morning Wake Up Call by: Drew D
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24 Aug

Morning Wake Up Call: Pacman Jones Video Game & Fantasy Focus

 

ESPN Sports Nation Tweet Of The Day
Pacman was a good video game, but Pacman Jones is even better. Football on Sunday & bedlam in the streets the rest of the week. 
Adam “Pacman” Jones   August 24th
 
Fantasy Focus
I retired as an offical participant in fantasy football leagues a couple years ago because it was just too much of a time sink.  The [...]

Posted in Fantasy Focus, Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day, Morning Wake Up Call by: Drew D
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23 Aug

Colin Cowherd Caught Up In Beadle Mania & Chris Bosh’s Appearance

 

ESPN Sports Nation Faux Tweet Of The Day
My back was hurting so much from carrying Colin for the past 6 weeks that we didn’t tape a show on Friday.
Michelle Beadle     August 23rd
 
**Hey Everybody, it’s your favorite radio talk show host Colin Cowherd.  ESPN’s Sports Nation is the new sponsor of the Faux Tweet Of The [...]

Posted in Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day, Morning Wake Up Call by: Drew D
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21 Aug

Jay Bilas Loves Usain Bolt, NFL Jerseys & The Art Of Negotiation

 

Subway Five Dollar Footlong Faux Tweet Of The Day
Right now I am a legend and the fastest man alive.  However, I will soon be called the greatest athlete of all-time.
Usain Bolt         August 21st
**Hey everybody, Jay Bilas here to provide a little commentary about Usain’s faux tweet and pimp Subway’s superb $5 Footlongs.  I’ll tell you what, Bolt is not even being [...]

Posted in Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day, Morning Wake Up Call by: Drew D
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