Aug 3rd 2009
10 Things The Memphis Grizzlies Will Do With The Extra Money Now That They Fired Their Scouts
Today’s edition of Afternoon Rumors, Musings and Stories will focus on the Memphis Grizzlies…a team that may soon become as much of a punchline as the Los Angeles Clippers. In case you missed it over the weekend, GM Chris Wallace announced that the entire Grizzlies scouting department had been fired. Well, everyone except for one lucky part-time scout who was retained to keep an eye on players in Europe. In an exclusive Pacman Jonesin’ phone interview a few minutes ago, Wallace informed me what the Grizzlies plan to do with the extra money… 10) Hire Hope Dworaczyk to dribble two basketballs at halftime of all home games…in body paint 9) [...]
Subway Five Dollar Footlong Faux Tweet Of The Day Steroids? That’s ridiculous. I got bigger by going to Jamba Juice every day and getting a protein boost in my smoothie. David “Big Papi” Ortiz August 3rd Blog Of The Week Yesterday afternoon I attended my first San Diego Padres game of the year. The Pads lost 6-1 to the Brewers and the offensive production was absolutely anemic. However, I can now state with confidence that the Padres have the top AAA team in the country. If anybody knows of a better minor league baseball team, please let me know. On a related note, I recently stumbled upon a blog [...]
Subway Five Dollar Footlong Faux Tweet Of The Day I’m putting healthcare on the back burner. My #1 priority right now is to bring Mike Dunleavy and all Clippers fans to the White House for a beer. President Barack Obama August 2nd Twitterberry What’s Happening… Bases and Balls - Who were the big winners & losers at the MLB trade deadline? FanIQ Hoops – If the Boston Celtics aren’t the most hated team in the NBA right now, then they will be if Bruce Bowen is signed to a contract Red’s Army Bases and Balls - The San Diego Padres are a glorified AAA team and [...]
