Archive for September, 2009

30 Sep

Hitting the Links: Dueling Neck Tattoos, Bikini Golf, Merriman’s Groin & More

 

When I watch DeShawn Stevenson play basketball, the first thing that comes to mind is Abraham Lincoln   The Washington Times
Here is the tattoo Matt Barnes has on his neck.  I’m not 100% certain, but with a gun to my head I’d have to say I like it a little better than DeShawn’s tat of Honest Abe
Bikini clad Japanese golfers would send the [...]

29 Sep

Polish People Love Pacman Jonesin’

Polak jokes used to be the rage back when I was a kid.  However, in this politically correct era in which we live you hardly ever hear them anymore.  Screw it.  I’m going to tell you one right now:  How many polaks would it take to get me to watch an episode of  ”Gossip Girl”?

Answer:  2 … [...]

28 Sep

Catch of the Week: Was it someone other than Greg Lewis?

 
The touchdown catch Greg Lewis made in the back of the end zone yesterday afternoon was one of the best ever (in case you haven’t seen the sensational play 72 times already, click this link).  However, it wasn’t the Catch of the Week. 
 

That honor goes to Turtle for tapping Meadow Soprano’s ass for yet another week.  Back in 2006, [...]

27 Sep

Top 7 Most Popular NFL Blogs Right Now

 

7.  Fire Mangenius Manjackass
6.  A Chip Shot Field Goal By Nate Kaeding
5.  Mark Sanchez Is The Best Quarterback EVER!
4.  Jim Zorn’s Pink Slip 
3.  Jets-Giants Subway Super Bowl
2.  BrettFavreBrettFavreBrettFavreBrettFavre
1.  Forget About 0-32!
 
 

27 Sep

The Cheater Hall Of Fame & A Few Words From Bill Belichick

 

Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day
I thought I was a great cheater, but the people in the Wall Street Journal story make me look like a real amateur.
Bill Bellicheat Bellichick      September 27th
 
 
If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying is an old adage that will be around until the end of time.  This Wall Street Journal article [...]

25 Sep

Pop Quiz: Lamar Odom, Khloe Kardashian, Christina Hendricks & Qaddafi

 

 
I know it’s Friday afternoon and you’re probably getting ready to start your weekend, but it’s time for another pop quiz.  All five questions are true/false and the answers are provided below each picture.  Close your books, take out a No. 2 pencil and away we go…
1.   It would be better to go down on Nancy Pelosi [...]

24 Sep

Hitting The Links: Movie Sequels, Lamar Odom, Christina Hendricks & The Detroit Lions Are Fantastic

 
According to Jim Zorn the Detroit Lions are a phenomenal football team   The World Of Issac
Fantasy Football Fiasco…with an item about my least favorite NFL announcer Troy Aikman  The Chronicles of Scott
The Candyman still has about 72 hours to come to his senses and kick Khloe to the curb.  Something tells me that isn’t going to happen [...]

23 Sep

The Next Three ESPN Outside The Lines Profiles: Lamar Odom, Delonte West & Sean Salisbury

 

“Outside the Lines” host Bob Ley just told me about the following three shows that will be broadcast within the next thirty days.  All three look absolutely fantastic so set your DVR’s…
 

1.  Lamar Odom: Why can’t the Candyman just hit it and quit it? 
 

2.  Delonte West: depression, freckles, tats and guns…inside the bipolar world of an NBA guard
 

3.  Sean Salisbury: a woman’s life just [...]

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