Archive for September, 2009

  When I watch DeShawn Stevenson play basketball, the first thing that comes to mind is Abraham Lincoln   The Washington Times Here is the tattoo Matt Barnes has on his neck.  I’m not 100% certain, but with a gun to my head I’d have to say I like it a little better than DeShawn’s tat of Honest Abe Bikini clad Japanese golfers would send the LPGA television ratings through the roof…especially this Japanese golfer   With Leather Shawne Merriman’s groin is in need of some tender loving care and a lot of professional athletes, celebrities and quasi-celebrities are tweeting about it.  Who?  Well…Dwyane Wade, Diddy, Terrell Owens, George Michael and Kim Kardashian just to name [...]

Polak jokes used to be the rage back when I was a kid.  However, in this politically correct era in which we live you hardly ever hear them anymore.  Screw it.  I’m going to tell you one right now:  How many polaks would it take to get me to watch an episode of  ”Gossip Girl”? Answer:  2 … and the Krupa sisters could get me to watch just about anything   The Polish Hammer and Jane Krakowski have also joined PJ Nation…

  The touchdown catch Greg Lewis made in the back of the end zone yesterday afternoon was one of the best ever (in case you haven’t seen the sensational play 72 times already, click this link).  However, it wasn’t the Catch of the Week.    That honor goes to Turtle for tapping Meadow Soprano’s ass for yet another week.  Back in 2006, what were the odds of Jerry Ferrara and Jamie-Lynn Sigler being together? 1,000:1?  5,000:1?  10,000:1?  Ari Gold is still one of the best television characters of all time, but ”Entourage” really seems to be on its last legs.  Hey, props to Turtle though…

  7.  Fire Mangenius Manjackass 6.  A Chip Shot Field Goal By Nate Kaeding 5.  Mark Sanchez Is The Best Quarterback EVER! 4.  Jim Zorn’s Pink Slip  3.  Jets-Giants Subway Super Bowl 2.  BrettFavreBrettFavreBrettFavreBrettFavre 1.  Forget About 0-32!    

  Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day I thought I was a great cheater, but the people in the Wall Street Journal story make me look like a real amateur. Bill Bellicheat Bellichick      September 27th     If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying is an old adage that will be around until the end of time.  This Wall Street Journal article has seven classic stories about cheaters and these are two of my favorites: In a 1994 game, umpires confiscated Cleveland slugger Albert Belle’s bat amid accusations that he’d corked it to make it more potent. To spare his teammate certain suspension, [...]

    I know it’s Friday afternoon and you’re probably getting ready to start your weekend, but it’s time for another pop quiz.  All five questions are true/false and the answers are provided below each picture.  Close your books, take out a No. 2 pencil and away we go… 1.   It would be better to go down on Nancy Pelosi than get married to Khloe Kardashian   Correct Answer:  True – Although neither option is particularly appealing, at least you could close your eyes and think of Halle Berry when you’re servicing the Speaker.  After getting that ring on her finger, you just know [...]

  According to Jim Zorn the Detroit Lions are a phenomenal football team   The World Of Issac Fantasy Football Fiasco…with an item about my least favorite NFL announcer Troy Aikman  The Chronicles of Scott The Candyman still has about 72 hours to come to his senses and kick Khloe to the curb.  Something tells me that isn’t going to happen though            Ball Don’t Lie 10 horrible movie sequel ideas and surprisingly The English Patient II: This One Is Even More Mind Numbingly Boring isn’t on the list   The Best View The New Jersey Nyets new Russian owner has eight or nine billion dollars [...]

  “Outside the Lines” host Bob Ley just told me about the following three shows that will be broadcast within the next thirty days.  All three look absolutely fantastic so set your DVR’s…   1.  Lamar Odom: Why can’t the Candyman just hit it and quit it?    2.  Delonte West: depression, freckles, tats and guns…inside the bipolar world of an NBA guard   3.  Sean Salisbury: a woman’s life just isn’t complete unless she has seen a cell phone picture of his junk (allegedly)