
Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day
I only turned it over 5 times yesterday. In the playoff game against Arizona I coughed it up 6 times. Why is everyone so pissed off? I’m improving, dammit!
Jake Delhomme September 14th

At one point in time, Tara Reid was an attractive and reliable actress. Even at her peak of popularity, Reid never made the ’A’ list but she was certainly easy on the eyes. Likewise, Delhomme has never been considered as a franchise quarterback. However, he has always been relatively solid and steady…at least until his last two games. Those two performances can best be described as follows:

Tara’s midsection is equivalent to Delhomme’s wretched 5 interception/1 fumble stink bomb against the Arizona Cardinals in the playoffs last season and…
The 14.7 quarterback rating/4 interception/1 fumble debacle yesterday afternoon was about as pleasing as Tara’s ass in the above photo.

