Don’t look now, but goldfish racing is coming to a bar near you! Here in San Diego this sport is more popular than major league baseball (after all, the Padres are a glorified AAA team). The rules are very simple: 1) pay a $5 entry fee 2) pick your fish 3) name it something vulgar 4) grab a straw 5) blow your fish across the finish line and 6) get your bar tab covered
Where: Pacific Beach Shore Club
When: Wednesdays at 9pm
Why: Because it’s fun for the whole family
Bathing your fish in a cup of Red Bull before the race is permitted, however PETA members are turned away at the door (at least the humorless ones). Sea World, Legoland, The Wild Animal Park and the San Diego Zoo are all great, but goldfish racing will be the #1 tourist attraction by the end of the year. I just know it.
What are you waiting for? Start planning your trip to San Diego today!
Tags: PETA, san diego padres, San Diego Zoo, Sea World
Are you dumb? Does all that alcohol in your bloodstream penetrate your already premature brain and just keep soaking up whatever intelligence could have been there. When you shake your head too hard, do you have to check the ground to make sure your brain isn't drying out on the floor? I think so. WHY do you think, for even a second in the short time you have on this earth, that you have even the slightest right to exploit fish, a gift for ungrateful pitiful humans, and let those sticky smelly SK**Ks in your bar blow them down a tube with a straw, so they can pay for their vice. Its not funny, why do you think it's funny, what is wrong with you, are you a sociopath? If so your life should be terminated. Actually, it should anyway because you people, especially you Californians, are WORTHLESS HUMAN BEINGS. I'm glad California is sinking into the ocean. I hope while you pathetic bodies are are drying up in the salt water many many many fish pick at your rotting flesh. NO respect for yourselves, or the planet you are a guest on. No wonder we are being evicted.
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