Is there a lack of civility in society today? Has boorish behavior become the norm? Maybe. However, for whatever reason, lately the news seems to be dominated by one thing: the ass.
Jackass
When you’ve become a national punchline and the President of the United States calls you a jackass then it’s really time for a little internal reflection.
Asshole
If you’re a congressman and you disagree with Obamacare, just sit silently in protest. Shouting “You Lie” at the top of your lungs during a Joint Session of Congress makes you an asshole.
Dumbass
Speeding and cutting off a cop while carrying three loaded guns definitely means you’re a real dumbass. That said, when a loaded 9 mm Beretta is attached to your waistband, a loaded Ruger .357 is strapped to your leg and you also have a loaded shotgun in a guitar case slung over your shoulder…you’re a Badass as well.
Pain In The Ass
During the past couple of years Brett Favre has turned into a self-serving, narcissistic and manipulative pain in the ass. Even Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco think so.
Ass Lickers
In spite of Favre being a disingenuous douchebag of monumental proportions, the collective rim job given to him by the majority of the mainstream media continues to be an absolute embarrassment.
Nice Ass
I’ll admit that threatening to shove a tennis ball down a diminutive line judge’s throat may have been a tad harsh…but just look at that ass. As far as I’m concerned, all is forgiven Serena.
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