I know it’s Friday afternoon and you’re probably getting ready to start your weekend, but it’s time for another pop quiz. All five questions are true/false and the answers are provided below each picture. Close your books, take out a No. 2 pencil and away we go…
1. It would be better to go down on Nancy Pelosi than get married to Khloe Kardashian
Correct Answer: True - Although neither option is particularly appealing, at least you could close your eyes and think of Halle Berry when you’re servicing the Speaker. After getting that ring on her finger, you just know Khloe Kardashian is going to morph into a royal kunt and komplete kontrol freak.
2. Muammar Qaddafi is less coherent and crazier than both Glenn Beck and Sean Salisbury
Correct Answer: True - Just barely though
3. Robert Kardashian is rolling over in his grave about the prospect of his daughter marrying the Candyman
Correct Answer: False – Kardashian was never buried in the ground and currently resides in a small shack just inside the gates of hell waiting for his buddy O.J. to join him.
4. Marrying a cast member from “The Real World” is a shrewd idea if you’re a wealthy professional athlete
Correct Answer: False – Kenny Anderson recently had to declare bankruptcy thanks in part to his prior marriage to Tami Roman. Here is a revealing article from The Washington Post about Anderson that Lamar Odom may want to read during the next 48 hours.
5. Christina Hendricks is the hottest actress on television
Correct Answer: True – For two big reasons
Tags: Christina Hendricks, glenn beck, January Jones, Kenny Anderson, khloe kardashian, Lamar Odom
Hey...thanks a lot!! Now I'm going to have that image in my mind for the next couple of days. She is a despicable woman.
I'm going get you back when you least expect it...stay tuned.
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