Just because he looks like an extra in “Dazed and Confused” doesn’t mean Danny Woodhead can’t play ball. Mad props to the New York Jets for keeping the Wes Welker of Running Backs on the 53-man roster! Although listed at 5’9″, the diminutive Woodhead more closely resembles the height of Chargers spark plug Darren Sproles. If you’re sitting at home watching college football right now and it’s halftime, here are few things that I enjoyed reading/watching during the past week: Brand new blog…three posts…three solid hits…and a 1.000 batting average Suicide Drills Without question, “The Wire” is one of the ten best television programs in history and [...]
When the news hit yesterday that Pacman Jones wasn’t going to be playing in the CFL this season, Canadian strippers shed enough tears to fill a pool the size of Brett Favre’s ego. Since he is now a man without a team and filming of the Pacman & Starbury Show isn’t scheduled to start until April 2010, Jones has a lot of idle time to fill. In fact, I have it on good authority that over the long holiday weekend Jones will be watching a lot of videos. Here are a few of them… …and finally, here is a video [...]
Reebok Faux Tweet Of The Day Doesn’t Bill Simmons live in Los Angeles? Yikes! My man needs to get out in the sun because he looks even more white than me…especially his legs. DJ Qualls September 3rd Here Is One Of Bill’s Leftover Mailbag Questions…An Exclusive to Readers of Pacman Jonesin’ Q: I was trying to think of a good way for non-Red Sox fans to understand what it means for Papi and Manny to be proven PEDs users. The best I could do was Rocky IV. During the training scenes, they show Drago juicing and Rocky simply training his ass [...]
Embed: In addition to this amusing Thomas Jones video (remember to text Reebok for a chance to win an authentic NFL jersey), here are a few quick pigskin related thoughts before I head out on the road tomorrow morning… Did you see the beard Brad Childress was sporting in last night’s game? Very professorial, Mr. Childress. It might make you look a little more intelligent, but real football fans know that you’re still in way over your head. Since NFL teams weren’t exactly clamoring for his services, Pacman Jones is now heading to the CFL to play for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. As Mr. Jones makes plenty of [...]

