Archive for October, 2009

30 Oct

Snap Takes & Sinister Spin: LeBron, The Cavs & Daniel Snyder

 

Welcome to a brand new monthly feature here at Pacman Jonesin’ called Snap Takes & Sinister Spin.  The feature was inspired by a tweet from the Twitter account of the bronzed and stylish @RicBucher.  While we do like to kid Ric (screw the K at the end, who needs it), his NBA commentary, sideline reports and insights are [...]

29 Oct

The NBA: Where The Fix Is In

 

Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day
Take this money and don’t print Tim Donaghy’s book or else you’ll wake up with Violet Palmer’s a horse’s head in your bed.
David Stern      October 29th  
 
Um Houston, I think we have a problem.  Excerpts of former referee Tim Donaghy’s new book Blowing The Whistle: The Culture Of Fraud In The NBA were posted [...]

28 Oct

Hitting the Links: Slump Busters, Worst NFL Teams & More Chimps

 

Yankees vs. Phillies. Game 1. Don’t watch the insipid commercials…check out the following links instead: 
Nick Swisher may need to take a page out of Steve Phillips’ playbook     Babes Love Baseball
The Egregious 8: Wait, Garrett Morris isn’t the head coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?   Gunaxin 
Checking in on the chimps at the BCS   Global Sports Fraternity
The Boston Celtics looked good last [...]

28 Oct

Top Television Characters In History – The Next 20

 

 
The countdown to 100 continues.  Click here and here if you missed the first 40 characters.  Here we go…
41. Homer Simpson
42. Michael Bluth
43. Tobias Funke
44. Bart Simpson
45. Hank Moody
46. Newman
47. Lucille Bluth
48. Estelle Costanza
49. Johnny Drama (Chase)
50. Christian Troy (the first two seasons; haven’t watched since then)
51. Charlie Runkle
52. Stewie Griffin
53. Jerry Seinfeld
54. Felix Unger
55. Kevin Beekin
56. Marty Shonson
57. [...]

27 Oct

The PC Police Are Out In Force These Days

 
 
 
Bob Griese’s attempt at humor over the weekend was certainly inappropriate and ill advised.  Was it a racist comment though?  Did he deserve to be suspended for a week?  Absolutely not.  It’s just another example of the PC Police being completely out of control in this country.  Griese apologized for the unfortunate remark.  Let’s just turn the page, shall we?
How out of [...]

27 Oct

Can Brian Scalabrine lead the Celtics to a title?

 

Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day
Big Baby’s injury will enable me to lead the Celtics to another championship & prove that I’m an elite player like LeBron, Kobe and DWade.
Brian Scalabrine           October 27th    
 
A Few Quick Predictions
The start of the NBA season is now only a couple hours away and it’s time to go on the record:
MVP: Chris Paul
ROY: Tyreke [...]

26 Oct

Steve Phillips To Enter Chubby Chaser Anonymous

 

Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day
My choice of road beef was an embarrassment to ESPN and I will seek treatment for an addiction to plus sized production assistants.
Steve Phillips      October 26th
 
Less than a week after acknowledging a relationship with a 22-year old production assistant, Steve Phillips has been fired.  Last night, ESPN network spokesman Josh Krulewitz released the [...]

24 Oct

Top Television Characters In History – The Next 15

 

As we suspected, a number of people took issue with the Top 25 list posted earlier this week.  When it’s all said and done, we’ll get to the Top 100, but here are the next 15 best television characters in history… 
26. Omar Little
27. Louis DePalma
28. Murray Hewitt 
29. Eric Cartman
30. Artie (from “The Larry Sanders Show”)
31. Jimmy McNulty
32. [...]

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