5 Guys Who Need To Suck Less

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Next Sunday I'll try to complete three passes

5.  JaMarcus Russell – Another lackluster game for JaDreadful and another Raiders loss.  How much longer will Tom Cable keep Russell on the field?

4.  Jeff Fisher - Talk about going from the penthouse to the outhouse.  What the hell happened to the Tennessee Titans?    

3.  Dick “Dead Man Walking” Jauron - Ralph Wilson should really just put him out of his misery.  A mercy killing would be best for everyone involved.

2.  Sal from “Mad Men”- Poor Kitty.  Even though Sal has a hot wife at home, he’s “working late” at rest stops with a bunch of random dudes.

1.  Derek Anderson – Even JaMarcus Russell thought Anderson’s 2-17, 23 yard, 15.1% QB rating performance was putrid.

 

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Thanks...you're right! We'll definitely include Morrison and Glazer next time around.

Dude, I love the title.

How about Adam Morrison in the NBA or Malcolm Glazer as owner of the Bucs?

Amazingly, they both have championship rings.

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