5 Guys Who Need To Suck Less
Next Sunday I'll try to complete three passes
5. JaMarcus Russell – Another lackluster game for JaDreadful and another Raiders loss. How much longer will Tom Cable keep Russell on the field?
4. Jeff Fisher - Talk about going from the penthouse to the outhouse. What the hell happened to the Tennessee Titans?
3. Dick “Dead Man Walking” Jauron - Ralph Wilson should really just put him out of his misery. A mercy killing would be best for everyone involved.
2. Sal from “Mad Men”- Poor Kitty. Even though Sal has a hot wife at home, he’s “working late” at rest stops with a bunch of random dudes.
1. Derek Anderson – Even JaMarcus Russell thought Anderson’s 2-17, 23 yard, 15.1% QB rating performance was putrid.
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[...] of the season: the Browns (despite Derek Anderson going 2-of-17 for 23 yards; Derek definitely needs to suck less). Of course it helped that they played the Bills, who are dismal. Dick Jauron is still employed [...]
October 12th, 2009 at 12:28 pmDude, I love the title.
How about Adam Morrison in the NBA or Malcolm Glazer as owner of the Bucs?
Amazingly, they both have championship rings.
October 15th, 2009 at 1:28 amThanks…you’re right! We’ll definitely include Morrison and Glazer next time around.
October 15th, 2009 at 12:20 pm