
Next Sunday I'll try to complete three passes
5. JaMarcus Russell – Another lackluster game for JaDreadful and another Raiders loss. How much longer will Tom Cable keep Russell on the field?
4. Jeff Fisher - Talk about going from the penthouse to the outhouse. What the hell happened to the Tennessee Titans?
3. Dick “Dead Man Walking” Jauron - Ralph Wilson should really just put him out of his misery. A mercy killing would be best for everyone involved.
2. Sal from “Mad Men”- Poor Kitty. Even though Sal has a hot wife at home, he’s “working late” at rest stops with a bunch of random dudes.
1. Derek Anderson – Even JaMarcus Russell thought Anderson’s 2-17, 23 yard, 15.1% QB rating performance was putrid.
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Dude, I love the title.
How about Adam Morrison in the NBA or Malcolm Glazer as owner of the Bucs?
Amazingly, they both have championship rings.
Thanks…you’re right! We’ll definitely include Morrison and Glazer next time around.