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Big Ben is a very lucky man. I can only hope to have such a high caliber of road beef one day.
Steve Phillips October 23rd

Much to the chagrin and embarrassment of Steve Phillips, his scorned road beef jilted lover tubby temptress remained a top story again yesterday. Although these scandals almost always blow over, I have a sneaking suspicion this one will have legs.
It would really shock me to see Phillips become a GM or appear regularly on television again. At this point I have little doubt that his leave of absence from ESPN will be a permanent one and Phillips will resort to becoming a Major League scout living out of hotels (with a seemingly endless supply of road beef) for the next twenty years. We shall see…


Oh my god, dude.
Is that really who Phillips was banging? That’s the first picture I had seen of her. Heifer central!
Someone might want to get a hold of Phillips’ future ex-wife. This is apparently the second time he’s screwed around on her and she might go on a torrent little sex spree.
Anyone got that number? I’m sure she’s got Phillips credit cards right about now.
He might need help moving too… he he.
Yep, that’s Brooke. I really wouldn’t want to trade places with Mr. Phillips right now. Hell, Balloon boy’s psychotic father would be preferable at this point. Not by much though…