Archive for October, 2009

  A six pack of solid links as we head into the weekend… Only Matthew McConaughey is shirtless more often than Jeff Reed and both of them really like to party   Rum Bunter Could Phil Jackson, John Wooden and the ghost of Red Auerbach lead the Minnesota Timberwolves to 35 victories?     Sir Charles In Charge John Hollinger and Jemele Hill must be smoking crack   Fully Clips 7 rules that all sports movies must follow   Gunaxin A bunch of chimps are calling the shots at the BCS   Global Sports Fraternity When sports and Zombieland collide   The Best View

  Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day Big Ben is a very lucky man.  I can only hope to have such a high caliber of road beef one day.  Steve Phillips    October 23rd   Much to the chagrin and embarrassment of Steve Phillips, his scorned road beef jilted lover tubby temptress remained a top story again yesterday.  Although these scandals almost always blow over, I have a sneaking suspicion this one will have legs.  It would really shock me to see Phillips become a GM or appear regularly on television again.  At this point I have little doubt that his leave of absence from ESPN will be a permanent [...]

  Here at Pacman Jonesin’, our new favorite expression is bringing the ruckus to that ass…or as Leon Black would say:  bringin’ da ruckus to dat ass.   In honor of Leon, our favorite television character of all-time, here are the top five women’s asses that would be on the receiving end of the ruckus:  5.  Stacey Dash 4.  Halle Berry 3.  January Jones 2.  Christina Hendricks 1.  Salma Hayek

  This picture is a little eye candy for the female readers of Pacman Jonesin’…all six of ’em.  Obviously, a list about the best characters in television history is extremely subjective.   However, as far as we’re concerned, only the order of the characters on the following list is even debatable:   25)  Don Draper 24)  Creed Bratton 23)  Andy Sipowitz 22)  Denny Crane 21)  Elaine Benes 20)  George Jefferson 19)  Richard Fish 18)  Roger Sterling 17)  George Costanza 16)  Dwight Schrute 15)  Andy Botwin 14)  Clay Davis 13)  Andy Millman 12)  Larry “LD” David 11)  Doug Wilson 10) Alan Shore   9)   Tony Soprano 8)   Greg House 7)   Vic Mackey  6)   Ari Gold   5)   Hank Kingsley  4)   Jack Donaghy [...]

  It has now been about 45 hours and I’m just starting to get over yet another brutal San Diego Chargers loss.  While I could very easily lanuch into a 1000 word rant about the incompetence of Norv Turner, what’s the point?  The Denver Broncos are a much better football team and for all intents and purposes have already won the division.  When Turner decided that he should run his 5’6″ running back into the line on a crucial 3rd & goal in the first quarter (despite a similar play call earlier in the season against the Ravens that proved to be disastrous) I knew things would likely [...]

  Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day It’s just a picture of my DDs WMDs…what is the big deal? Meghan McCain     October 16th   We agree with you Meghan.  People just have too much time on their hands. Briefly, here are three other things we don’t think are that big a deal: 1) Rush Limbaugh owning an NFL team - While we don’t agree with a lot of Limbaugh’s opinions he shouldn’t have been booted from the ownership group because of external factors (Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson stirring the pot).  Likewise, it wouldn’t be that big a deal if certain players refused to play for him.  It’s their prerogative.  2) [...]

  After you watch this video we think you’ll concur that John Riggins warrants immediate induction into the Epic Rant Hall of Fame.  Although Riggins is very calm while delivering the rant, the inclusion of gems like “Linus, you’ve got to lose the blanket” and “Delonte Hall…I’d have my foot half way up his rectum” seal the deal.  Congrats Riggo! Here are a few other links for you to check out: Will the Orlando Magic become NBA champs this season?   Howard The Dunk Raiders get a first down…let’s all rejoice!   Onion Sports Network via @DrewUnga Who are the biggest lunatics in sports?   The Chronicles Of [...]

John Chaney threatening to kill John Calipari Is there anything funnier than watching someone completely lose it? Thanks to John Chaney’s classic meltdown, he joins a distinuished class of inductees heading into the Epic Rant Hall of Fame.  Joining Chaney in the inaugural class are: Chris Berman – Best rant from a sports host Bill O’Reilly – Best rant from a non-sports host Casey Kasem – Best rant from a radio host Lily Tomlin – Best rant from an actress Christian Bale – Best rant from an actor Tracy Morgan – Best written rant for his “fuck ‘em” quote about Sheri Oteri and Chris [...]