A couple tidbits from the November issue of GQ: – Downed 26 beers in a single night in high school. “I threw up a lot. But it was a contest…. I hope this story isn’t only about drinking.” – Picked up the digital recorder before her interview was over and announced: “Dear men of America, I like beer, I like football. I’m probably the most interesting girl you’ll ever meet.” When the question of January Jones vs. Christina Hendricks came up I always went with Red. Not anymore. Right now it’s January or bust as far as I’m concerned.
Oct 12th 2009
5 Guys Who Need To Suck Less
5. JaMarcus Russell – Another lackluster game for JaDreadful and another Raiders loss. How much longer will Tom Cable keep Russell on the field? 4. Jeff Fisher - Talk about going from the penthouse to the outhouse. What the hell happened to the Tennessee Titans? 3. Dick “Dead Man Walking” Jauron - Ralph Wilson should really just put him out of his misery. A mercy killing would be best for everyone involved. 2. Sal from “Mad Men”- Poor Kitty. Even though Sal has a hot wife at home, he’s “working late” at rest stops with a bunch of random dudes. 1. Derek Anderson – Even JaMarcus Russell [...]
Oct 12th 2009
A Lot Of Ugliness In Week 5
It doesn’t get any uglier than the throwback uniforms worn by the Denver Broncos yesterday afternoon. They reminded me of the San Diego Padres uniforms from a couple decades ago…only worse. The Broncos looked absolutely hideous, but they weren’t alone. There was a whole lot of ugliness in the NFL over the weekend. Although the Raiders, Bills, Browns, Buccaneers, Titans, Rams and Jaguars were all abomidable, only one of those teams won the Norvie Award for the worst performance of the week. Find out which team it was by clicking here…
Jerry Rice thinks Norv Turner is the worst head coach he ever had…going all the way back to pee-wee football @sportaphile The All-Presidential Basketball Team…what, there wasn’t a spot for Tricky Dick Nixon coming off the bench? The Best View Pole dancing is a sport? Who knew? That’s gonna leave a mark Josh Q. Public Chicago lost out on the 2016 Olympics and Jim Belushi is devastated Not Qualified To Comment 11 reasons why the Orlando Magic won’t win it all Howard The Dunk If the Eagles lose to Tampa Bay this weekend someone will be watching “Cutthroat Island” for 24 straight hours Inside [...]
Oct 8th 2009
Top 10 Reasons Brett Favre Is Playing Well…with a special appearance by Michelle Beadle
10. He’s just out there throwin’ it around the yard 9. The outstanding offensive scheme implemented by Professor Brad Childress 8. He was able to develop accuracy by throwing 5,000 passes a day during his early years with the Green Bay Packers – This number seems to be greatly exaggerated, but Jon Gruden swears it’s true 7. He’s just like a little kid out there on the field 6. Daily massages and blow jobs from the mainstream media have really helped him relax 5. His altruistic and team first approach to the game that is so endearing 4. The innovative play calling prowess of Professor Childress 3. [...]
Oct 7th 2009
Norv Turner Is Delusional & It’s Hammer Time!
A quarter of the NFL season is now in the books and here is a short recap of Week 4 for your reading enjoyment. If you’re a fantasy fanatic, here is an entertaining look at the past week from that particular perspective. So I woke up this morning and the first thing I read was that San Diego Chargers head coach Norv Turner bristled at the contention that defensive line had been manhandled by the Pittsburgh Steelers. Huh? Did Turner even watch the game on Sunday night? Perhaps the news that Rashard Mendenhall was just named AFC Offensive Player of the Week should be enough to convince Norvie that his [...]
Oct 3rd 2009
Padres GM Kevin Towers Shown The Door
Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day With an overall record of 1,107 – 1,160, I’m really surprised that I lasted 14 years as GM of the Padres Ex-GM Kevin Towers October 3rd I’m really surprised too, KT. In fact, here is what I wrote back on May 4th: There are only four above average players on the entire Padres roster: Adrian Gonzalez, Jake Peavy, Chris Young and Heath Bell. That’s it folks. Everyone else is average, below average, well past his prime or a complete stiff. Meanwhile, Towers is now the longest tenured general manager in baseball as he ineptly struggles through his fourteenth year [...]
Most people think the Los Angeles Lakers will be meeting the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA Finals. However, I’m not one of them. Even though training camp just opened a couple days ago, there are already major issues for both the Cavs and the defending champs. Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian’s wedding was only a precursor of things to come. In case there is a shred of doubt, the Lakers have officially gone Hollywood. According to this SI.com article, DJ Mbenga and five other players have publicists. Yes, you read that correctly: DJ Mbenga. As far as I’m concerned, the fact that Mbenga has a publicist is [...]
