1. Tim Tebow – this could very well be the best Halloween costume ever
2. Brett Favre – Jon Gruden, Ron Jaworski, Tony Kornheiser and John Madden are the first four guys in a very long line. Peter King is also back on #4′s bandwagon and he’s 12th in line with kneepads in hand.
3. Derek Jeter – Minka Kelly probably services Jeter quite admirably, but it pales in comparison to the mainstream media.
4. Barack Obama – The Chosen One’s magic touch is nearly gone though. We tried to warn him about Pelosi and Company but he wouldn’t listen.
5. Will Ferrell – Once upon a time he was funny, but how many craptastic movies is he going to make before there is another good one?
Tags: barack obama, brett favre, derek jeter, minka kelly, nancy pelosi, Tim Tebow, Will Ferrell



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