Don Nelson Is A Lunatic & Needs To Be Stopped
Every NBA fan knows that Golden State Warriors head coach Don Nelson is a complete lunatic. Turmoil and dysfunction abound both on and off the court in the Bay Area. Recently, Nelson and his star guard, Monta Ellis, had a dispute during practice. Here is how it went down:
What Monta said: “Coach, I really don’t think you playing with everyone’s minutes where no one knows if they’ll play in a given game helps the team. It creates inconsistency, prevents continuity, and it hasn’t worked for the past several years. Just my opinion, but there you have it.”
What Nellie heard: “You are a god. Every decision you make is the right one because you have more wins and more experience than everyone in the world. You did it twenty years ago in Milwaukee, and you’re still doing it now. It’s the honor of a lifetime to play for such a brilliant and handsome coach.”
Current Odds of a Warriors player strangling Nelson:
Stephen Jackson 2:1
Anthony Randolph 6:1
Monta Ellis 10:1
Corey Maggette 15:1
Stephen Curry 100:1 (but he’s dreaming about it)
Hands down the funniest thing I have read. Ever.
November 14th, 2009 at 10:59 pmAre there still even Warriors fans around? I mean, have you ever seen anyone wearing a t-shirt with one of their logos since TMC disbanded?
If so, I’m hoping it fit better than Nellie’s.
November 15th, 2009 at 9:59 pmGlad you approve Ronnie B!
Ha! Haven’t seen any of those t-shirts, Chris. Fashion has never been one of Nellie’s strengths.
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