One guy who certainly won’t be disappointed to look at 2009 in the rear view mirror is Tiger Woods.   Although Woods has been MIA for the better part of a month now, he did graciously send me a few links for PJ readers to check out as we enter a new year and decade.
The biggest bust and best baller in the NFL this season   Gunaxin 
Will Jason Bay save the New York Mets? Put simply, no   Babes Love Baseball
The decade’s best sound bites for your viewing and listening pleasure   Suicide Drills
Wait, Kansas City still has a major league baseball team?  Seriously, if you’re a KC Royals fan then this blog is for you.    Kings [...]

Hope everyone had a nice Christmas yesterday!  The Sacramento Kings are one of the major surprises of the NBA season so far and may…gulp…even contend for a playoff berth.  The Jewish Jordan, Omri Casspi, and ROY front runner Tyreke Evans are two big reasons why the future is rosy for the hard luck Kings.
I’ve been ranking all 30 NBA teams on a monthly basis over at Sir Charles In Charge, but have decided to do so for the remainder of the season here at Pacman Jonesin’.   Please note that the prior month’s rank is in parenthesis.   Away we go…
Eastern Conference
1)  Boston [...]

My ex-wife Brooklyn took some time out of her busy schedule today to stop by and recommend a few links.  Check ‘em out…
Ben Roethisberger and Aaron Rodgers were solid on Sunday, but a couple NFL players were much better    Gunaxin
Golden Girls In Manhattan…I’d definitely see that movie!  EPR brings it five days a week rain or shine and shouldn’t be missed   Everything Power Rankings
Detroit Pistons public address announcer, Mason, is #7 on the list of most annoying people in sports.  In this short Christmas video he is joined by a few Pistons players    Life on Dumars
A top five list of people [...]

John Paxson gave me a Dead Man Walking dvd for Christmas earlier today but I’m not reading anything into it.  I know my job is safe.
Vinny Del Negro     December 22nd    Tweetdeck
 

You’re damn right I’m an athlete & auto racing is a sport.  After turning a steering wheel for a few hours during a 400 mile race my wrists hurt for days.
Jimmie Johnson    December 22nd
 

Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day
I finally decided to call it quits because I woke up yesterday morning and realized that Turtle was sleeping next to me.  What have I been thinking?
Jamie-Lynn Sigler    December 22nd
 

For the first time in recent memory there are three phenomenal new comedies on the boob tube this season.  I’ve already posted on multiple occasions about my adoration for The League and Community, but I’m going on record right now to say that Modern Family is the best new show of the year.  Bar none.   
Ed O’Neil is back and better than ever as Jay…an Al Bundyesque character that delivers guaranteed laughs in every episode.  As great as O’Neil is in the show, his trophy wife Sofia Vergara is even better.  Not only does Vergara look spectacular, but her character Gloria steals every scene she’s in.  
If you haven’t seen Modern Family [...]

A lot of funny things happened this past week, but two definitely stood out as far as I’m concerned.  In an interview with Oprah Winfrey, President Barack Obama proudly proclaimed that he deserved “a solid B+” for his first year in office. 
Huh? This is like Eric Mangini saying he deserves a B+ for the job he has done with the Cleveland Browns.  Maybe Obama thought the grade should be based on how fast he could spend government money.  Perhaps he felt his Nobel Peace prize justified such a lofty grade. 
I voted for you POTUS, but let’s keep it real.   Based on your performance [...]

It certainly has been a bumpy road for Tiger Woods recently.  Perhaps this young lady could help him out.  On second thought, that might not be such a good idea.   Here a few links for you as we head into the weekend:
There have been innumerable parodies of the Tiger Woods Saga, but this is one you may not have seen yet      Sports Chump
Eight NFL teams are circling the drain right now.  Could the reigning Super Bowl champs be one of them?     Gunaxin 
Nah, I’m fine right here.  Move along SVG…you’re blocking my view of the game    Howard The Dunk
MJ, Nique, Dr. J and LeBron were [...]

 Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day
WTF?  That Perkins waitress is a 5 on a good day.  Women get wet & guys get hard just looking at my picture.  It is so over.
Elin Nordegren Woods         December 9th 
 

I hate to pile on Tiger but I’m going to do so anyway…albeit briefly for one more short post.  Here is the latest in the Woods Saga that seemingly will never end: 

Elin purchased a home in Sweden late last month
Tiger’s mistresses now number at least 10.  
His childhood friend and the current president of Tiger Woods Skank Service Design, Bryon Bell, apparently helped arrange and coordinate hook ups all over the world    
Elin’s alleged assault with a nine-iron inspired an SNL skit [...]