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Tiger was absolutely insatiable. While having sex he spanked me, pulled my hair and told me I reminded him of Darlene Conner from Roseanne.
Really Tiger? A Sara Gilbert look-alike who worked at a Perkins Restaurant? Who is next…a hostess from the Olive Garden?
This Tiger Woods story is just getting more bizarre by the day. Talk about a tarnished legacy. Woods still might be the best golfer of all-time, but his reputation has taken a monumental hit.
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