Jul 17th 2010
Gone fishin til August
Pacman Jonesin’ is taking a fishing trip til August. Meanwhile, we want to keep the readers of Pacman Jonesin occupied (that doesn’t require use of the right hand, lotion and tissues), so the Jon Gruden pic above (from Yardbarker) is the subject of our… CAPTION THIS contest! Best/funniest caption wins recognition. And……. GO!
Jul 8th 2010
The new Cleveland Chosen One
Holmgren: Well, kid… LeBron’s out of town… the spotlight is now all on you! You’re the new Chosen One for Cleveland! McCoy: (to himself) Oh f*ck… when is the earliest I can get out of this dipaladed shit hole of a city?! I need to call my agent and have him take a look at that contract again.
Jul 8th 2010
LeBron James coverage
So we here at Pacman Jonesin’ decided to weigh in on the LeBron James debacle that’s currently been dominating the TV, radio and internet airwaves; as well as taking up space in newspapers everywhere. We hope his press conference goes something like this… LeBron James: Good evening, and thank you for joining me here at the Boys and Girls Club right in the heart of the mean streets of Greenwich, CT. I guess you can say I’ve dominated the media for a while now… well, guess what, I will continue to dominate the media like I’m going to dominate in [...]
Jul 5th 2010
JaMarcus Russell arrested
According to multiple Twitter accounts (including Adam Schefter’s, so it HAS to be true), former Raiders Quarterback and bacon-sprinkled donut eater JaFatass Russell was arrested at his home in Mobile, AL for possessing PURPLE DRANK! Nobody cares whether or not the UFL’s Omaha Nighthawks were reached for comment. Meanwhile, Ryan Leaf is laughing at Russell. At least it took Leaf a full decade before getting arrested after he was an NFL bust. One question: Will this count on Mike “The Turd” Florio’s “Turd Watch” on ProFootballTalk?
