Pat McAfee Just Wanted to Know if KFC Was Still Open

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Indianapolis Colts punter Pat McAfee punts the football during the first quarter of his team
(Look at that balance! Totally sober!)
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This is awesome. Colts Punter(and WVU Alum) Pat McAfee was arrested at 5 am Wednesday morning for public intoxication. He apparently wasn’t just drunk, he was Morgantown on a Saturday night shitty.
Via ESPN

Police were called after a driver at a red light reported that a man with no shirt approached her car. The woman told police she feared the man was going to try to get in, so she ran the red light and called 911.

Officers asked McAfee if he had been swimming in the canal and he said “I am not sure,” according to a police report. They asked him how he got wet and he said it had been raining, then told officers that his shirt was “in the water.”

Police asked McAfee how much he had to drink.

“A lot cause I am drunk,” McAfee said, according to the report.

Fantastic. Apparently, since it’s the Colts bye week McAfee had planned to live it up.

Before the arrest, McAfee posted this on Twitter: “Bye week bye week bye week. Time to get some ish done. Happy Tuesday Party people.”

Happy Tuesday indeed.

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2 Comments on Pat McAfee Just Wanted to Know if KFC Was Still Open

  1. Mega says:

    lol (i AM asian!) i guess it’s kinda of an inside joke, but i wrote that cemmont cuz in my school district, all of the asian’s have all the coolest phones and video games, and technological advances and whatnot i didn’t mean for it to sound hateful, but i happen to be Chinese ^^

  2. Mega says:

    lol (i AM asian!) i guess it’s kinda of an inside joke, but i wrote that cemmont cuz in my school district, all of the asian’s have all the coolest phones and video games, and technological advances and whatnot i didn’t mean for it to sound hateful, but i happen to be Chinese ^^

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