Archive for November, 2010

(Pictured: The last time Brian St. Pierre was relevant) Image via Yardbarker The Panthers have had a rough year. For some reason they thought it would be a good idea to enter the season with Matt Moore as their starting QB. Then Moore got hurt. Enter rookie Jimmy Clausen, who wasn’t any worse than any other over-hyped rookie. When Clausen went down, 6th rounder Tony Pike appeared to be the next guy up for Carolina. At this point in the Panthers season it couldn’t hurt to get the young guy some reps, see if you’ve got anything, find a bright [...]

(Greg Oden’s knees are also made of cardboard) Image via Yardbarker Ugh. Of all the athletes to be chronically injured, it had to be the tall funny guy? Peyton Manning can’t even get a hint of tendonitis, but Greg Oden can’t even get on the court. Combine this with Brandon Roy’s knee problems and what looked like at one-time to be a blooming dynasty could result in….nothing.

Donovan McNabb has just signed a 5- year extension with the Redskins for 40million guaranteed. The contract could go up to as high as 88 million. /double takes WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL? The man will be 39 years old by the time his contract is done. He already is sucking, and unless the NFL legalizes the bounce pass or institutes a ”No whites can throw” rule there is no way McNabb should be working on anything but one year contracts for the remainder of his career. HAIL!

The Skins and McNabb are working on a 4 year deal. Randy Moss is makin’ bank off his various in-season moves. Nash a Knick? God I hope so. Just read this and laugh. WVU beat-up on Cincy. PEW! PEW! PEW! Enjoy the games!

The Twins announced this week that they will not be moving in the fences at their nearly year old Target Field. This angered the Twins apparently-no-longer-concussed 1st basemen, Justin Morneau. Via StarTribune.com “Right-center to left-center is ridiculous,” Morneau said in an e-mail reply to the Star Tribune. “[It's] almost impossible for a righthanded hitter to [homer to the] opposite field and very difficult for lefties. It affects the hitters a lot, and you start to develop bad habits as a hitter when you feel like you can only pull the ball to hit it over the fence. You take those [...]

(image via Yardbarker) ESPNs Chris Mortensen and Ed Werder are reporting that Wade Phillips has been fired as Dallas Cowboys Head Coach. Offensive Coordinator Jason Garrett, the play-caller of the leagues 20th highest scoring offense, will take over as the head man in Dallas.

Brad Childress could be coaching his last game today, regardless of result. Childress vs Harvin…Who Ya Got? Cliff Lee will atleast talk to the Nationals. Florio throws some shit at the wall. Kevin Durant and friends played ball with The President. Drew Bledsoe is doing well, Jim McMahon is not. Oregons new basketball court looks like someone blew their nose or something else into it. The 10 best moments from the Treehouse of Horror episodes. Enjoy the games!

Here’s video of  the Mad Hatter himself, Les Miles feeding his head with some delicious grass. (via Clay Travis)