Feb 25th 2011
Charlie Sheen Gives His MLB Predictions
Image via www.celebritysmackblog.com My life is winning every second, but who will rise to the top of baseball like a big goddamn F-18 jet plane? Just like in baseball, baseball scores don’t lie baby. This season I like the Yankees to win the AL East, mostly because I appreciate Derek Jeters ability to never stop winning, baby. Reminds me of a young myself, bringing the goddesses in, using their talents, and swiftly cutting the cord as they leave his beautiful home. I like anyone but the Tigers to win the AL Central. Sharpen your bayonet and play to win, Miguel [...]
Feb 16th 2011
The NFLPA and Owners Can Politely Die In A Fire
I’m a spoiled asshole. I freely admit it and joke about it (Twitter hashtag #whitepeopleproblems). Nothing sucks worse for me than when something I have, that I like , and that I am used to is taken away. I used to watch my sports on an HD TV, now only my PS3 is in HD, this angers me to no end. So maybe it’s my own sense of entitlement that causes me to already hate the impending NFL lockout with such fever and lack of optimism. Football fans like myself have gotten used to the NFL being a 12-month a [...]
Feb 9th 2011
Fun With ESPN’s Trade Machine: Melo’ Edition!
ESPN produces a lot of crap. Some awful things are shoved down our throats by this all encompassing sports giant, be it online content, radio, or TV. Not everything the WWL spits out is bad though. Simmons is good, Chad Ford’s draft stuff is awesome, and their fantasy stuff is the best I’ve seen by far. All of that pales in comparison to the holy grail of time wasters- ESPN.com’s NBA Trade Machine. The Denver Nuggets can’t possibly be so dumb as to assume they will turn out any better than the Raptors or Cavs if they do not trade [...]
Feb 6th 2011
A Few Random Super Bowl Thoughts
Since I haven’t had the time/idea to put my thoughts about the game into some big organized column with cool ending and a great headline, here’s just the random thoughts. – Can’t we all agree that the person or people who choose the Super Bowl halftime show are worse at their jobs than anyone else? I mean really, the freaking Black Eyed Peas? I can’t name one of their songs besides the one where Fergie pees herself. – Whichever team wins the cointoss should defer to the second half. That ”score before the half ends, score coming out of the [...]
Look, I hate the Steelers more than it is healthy for one man to hate anything. If their team plane had gone down on the way to Texas, I would’ve been the 1st one on Twitter with a ”Geez, this team really is imploding” comment. I have friends who are Steeler fans that I haven’t spoken to since Week 17, because at the very mention of Pittsburgh, I will want choke them with one of their five terrible towels they are required to own. But even I have to admit, the Roethlisberger rape jokes have gotten ridiculously old and stupid. [...]
