Image via www.celebritysmackblog.com My life is winning every second, but who will rise to the top of baseball like a big goddamn F-18 jet plane? Just like in baseball, baseball scores don’t lie baby. This season I like the Yankees to win the AL East, mostly because I appreciate Derek Jeters ability to never stop winning, baby. Reminds me of a young myself, bringing the goddesses in, using their talents, and swiftly cutting the cord as they leave his beautiful home. I like anyone but the Tigers to win the AL Central. Sharpen your bayonet and play to win, Miguel [...]
So it was announced today that Russia and Qatar will be hosting the World Cup in 2018 and 2022. Whoopee, I guess? Judging by Twitter reaction it wasn’t a huge shock Russia got a bid, but Qatar was apparently surprising, since the U.S. also wanted the bid. But hey anytime you can put a huge world event in a country with less people that West Virginia, with ass-backwards laws when it comes to women’s liberation and drinking, I guess you have to do it.
Donovan McNabb has just signed a 5- year extension with the Redskins for 40million guaranteed. The contract could go up to as high as 88 million. /double takes WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL? The man will be 39 years old by the time his contract is done. He already is sucking, and unless the NFL legalizes the bounce pass or institutes a ”No whites can throw” rule there is no way McNabb should be working on anything but one year contracts for the remainder of his career. HAIL!
Giants Closer Brian Wilson is awesomely awkward. Since the Giants are in the news for winning a World Series, now is the time for the entertaining members of the squad to cash in on the success by becoming mainstream famous. In the spirit of Betty Whites Facebook SNL campaign, a ”Brian Wilson Should Host SNL” Facebook group has emerged. Let’s hope this happens, just so Wilson can fire a fastball at Seth Meyers head. Invite your friends!
According the NFL Networks Mike Lombardi, the Minnesota Vikings have waived Randy Moss, who they acquired just 4 weeks for a 3rd round draft choice. The Vikings are collapsing like Favre while trying to sext a 20 something. The winner in all this- AMERICA!
Unbelievable and frankly disturbing video, exclusively released by Us Magazine, of the famous pryotechnic mishap that burned Michael Jackson‘s scalp, and allegedly sent him down the road to painkiller addiction. Evidently, with Jackson now gone, we are going to see, hear and know everything we ever wanted to know – and some stuff we didn’t want to know – about him.