Pacman says Goodbye to Ocho, We say Goodbye to Pacman

Zach — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 16:37:05 +0000

Thanks for visiting and supporting Pacman Jonesin’ over the years, but we will now be signing off…

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Reaching A New Low

Fri, 01 Jul 2011 05:21:10 +0000

Oh Tiger Woods. We all thought you sank to your lowest when on Thanksgiving weekend when you were caught sneaking out of your Florida mansion at 2:30 in the morning, going to meet one of the many women you were having an affair with. When your wife, Elin, beat you with golf club and you claimed those injuries were caused from crashing into a tree at like 10 miles per hour. And when woman, after woman, after woman, after woman, after woman, after woman, after woman…. came forward and said you had an affair with them, and when on national tv you admitted that you did, and that you had affairs with over 120 women including the 21-year old next door neighboor. But no Tiger those were not the lowest points in your life, this is…

*Just a little aside, I just found out that Tiger Woods actual name is Eldrick Tont Woods. ELDRICK!?! Really? What was Earl smoking when he named him?*

Tiger Woods is going to be the new spokesperson for a Japanese heat rub called “Vantelin Kowa”. Yep, you heard it right a Japanese heat rub. By Japanese, I mean Japanese. The commercials will only air in Japan, starting next month, and have already been filmed. (NOTE: We will update this story with the wonderful Japanese Tiger Woods heat rub commercial when it comes out.)

So in honor of Tiger’s great career decision we give you the top 5 worst athlete endorsement deals of all time.

5) Wayne Gretzky – The Wayne Gretzky doll. I’m sure this was a resounding success, as all the little boys who love hockey also love playing with dolls who look like Ken.

4) Pete Rose – The Supercharg’r Energy Bar. This energy bar was sooooo good that they had to spell it without an e. I don’t know if they were trying to save space on the package or what but I don’t think putting an apostrophe instead of an e really saves that much space.

3) Roosevelt Grier – Needlepoint for Men. The 6′ 5″, 300 lb Grier was a football player for the L.A. Rams, this is the only reason why he was able to endorse this with little flack.

2) Shaquille O’neal – Shaq Fu the Video Game. Shaq was known for bad publicity stunts throughout his career; from rapping to acting he always had some project going. Even worse than Kazaam, Shaq Fu was possibly the worst fighting game and video game of all time.

1) Carson Palmer – John Morrell Sausages. I think the picture says it all.

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So That’s The Secret

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 14:06:04 +0000

I have often wondered what the difference between myself and professional athletes is. Why am I not a professional tennis player right now? I was on the JV tennis team for 3-years, that’s enough, right? I mean, I got the eye of the tiger, you should’ve seen me. I won at least 7 matches in a row at one point. It had to be that I didn’t really want to try. Yeah… that has to be it. If I tried, or if I cared then I would be the one beating Federer yesterday instead of Tsonga. But I feel like not caring wasn’t the only thing keeping me back, theres gotta be some other reason why I’m not playing in Wimbledon right now…

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