And it has nothing to do with his alleged retirement this time around. No, no — it turns out the heroic Gunslinger of yore has a little scoundrel in him, too. But you must wait, mongrels.

Here’s somewhat of a [sic'd] clue:

PS, when the texts/pics/calls started… [Redacted] asked Peter King about the phone number.. and King said he didn’t have that number for him. So this is a completely separate bat phone that no one including his best friends knows about. He’d ask me to send him video again.. or some shit every once in a while.. like I “did before’.. (and I never did) which means, this scum bag prolly was doing this to multiple women…
I don’t want to get famous for this.. or have anything to do with this.. but.. I hate the fact that every one loves on this guy when I can’t even stand to watch his wranglers commercials.
He’s a pro.

To make this even more interesting — the person on the receiving end of Favre’s clumsy overtures is someone you’re probably familiar with as well.

But be patient. We’ve been patient, so you must be, too. This person’s story could do wonders for keeping Favre’s name out of our football conversation for the next three months. Let’s just say this — you’ll never be able to think of Brett Favre without thinking about Crocs.

Oh, jesus… CROCS!? Maddox sums up my feelings on Crocs all too well.

Anyway, according to Peephole Sports, a commenter on Deadspin thinks they know who Favre’s “mistress” is…

Versus network’s own Jennifer Sterger!

Dude, Brett… you’ve been hittin that!?

In a 2008 post on AOL Fanhouse, Sterger was working with the Jets at the same time Brett played for them…

Game. Set. Match!

Jennifer Sterger will become famous for being the woman under Brett Favre.

Pacman Jonesin’ is taking a fishing trip til August. Meanwhile, we want to keep the readers of Pacman Jonesin occupied (that doesn’t require use of the right hand, lotion and tissues), so the Jon Gruden pic above (from Yardbarker) is the subject of our…

CAPTION THIS contest!

Best/funniest caption wins recognition. And……. GO!

Colt McCoy. Photo Source: Yardbarker.com

Holmgren: Well, kid… LeBron’s out of town… the spotlight is now all on you! You’re the new Chosen One for Cleveland!

McCoy: (to himself) Oh f*ck… when is the earliest I can get out of this dipaladed shit hole of a city?! I need to call my agent and have him take a look at that contract again.