http://pacmanjonesin.com Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:50:43 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en We couldn't pass up posting this one...lol...enjoy the Fourth, Hancock style! Well, actually, no. Don't pass out on some park bench. (hat tip: Movie Moron) http://pacmanjonesin.com/2008/07/04/happy-fourthfrom-the-real-life-hancock/ Clinton Portis is hilarious. The NFL Network had a contest of sorts you can participate in where he will show up in costme at a press conference after a game this upcoming season. My vote would go to his UFC fighter Budd Foxx who is 0-17, weighs 220 and fights ... http://pacmanjonesin.com/2008/07/02/clinton-portis-is-a-nut/ Look at Michael Strahan get down with Alicia Keys. I wonder if the gap is behind his vocal harmonics? Could be his secret. Hey, Madonna has a gap, too. http://pacmanjonesin.com/2008/07/02/ol-gap-tooth-sings-the-blues/ "Don't you go dyin' on me now!"  That may be from Dumb and Dumber, but the same applies to the moniker "Pac-Man" that will be harder to shake than a case of the crabs from a stripper in Vegas. I took over here after a long hiatus during Pac-Man's suspension.  I ... http://pacmanjonesin.com/2008/06/26/nfl-jonesin-youll-always-be-pac-man-hereadam/ We got are noodles wet last night during that absolute demolition job Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts did to the New Orleans Saints lat night. And while it was great to finally usher in the NFL season, what the hell do they expect us to do until Sunday without ... http://pacmanjonesin.com/2007/09/07/friday-flicks-non-football-weekend-action/ I've always had mixed emotions about longtime Kansas City Chiefs general manager Carl Peterson, aka King Carl. I must admit, however, that this is one of my all-time favorite King Carl moments. I'm not going to say that it's difficult to make President Bush look stupid. What I will say ... http://pacmanjonesin.com/2007/09/04/carl-peterson-shows-up-president-bush/ Labor Day weekend has passed. All of the fantasy drafts are over, all the boats have docked, and, hopefully, everyone has made a safe return back to the real world. That being said, you are probably either severely depressed to be back at work or eagerly anticipating the NFL's kickoff ... http://pacmanjonesin.com/2007/09/04/the-monday-labor-day-bangover-an-nfl-preview-with-tourettes-part-i/ (listening pleasure: The Needle and the Damage Done - Neil Young) Are LaRon Landry and Sean Taylor the toughest safety tandem in the NFL? Two dismembered Kodiak bears certainly think so. - Kissing Suzy Kolber Herm Edwards plays to win the game, but even he gets the beans above the franks sometimes. ... http://pacmanjonesin.com/2007/09/04/nfl-jonesin-a-kodiak-moment/ (listening pleasure: Timebomb - Beck) Pacman Jones TNA memorabilia is going fast... get it while you still can! Rep The Namesake! - Mondesi's House The Baltimore Ravens have started flirting with Byron Leftwich a little. - Baltimore Sun Leftwich is also "euphoric" that Jack Del Rio Shooter McGavin handed him his walking papers. ... http://pacmanjonesin.com/2007/09/03/nfl-jonesin-losing-millions-its-euphoric/ (listening pleasure: Good Life - Kanye West) So Captain Outspoken himself Rodney Harrison (is it just me, or doesn't he always talk smack on controversial players like T.O.) has been suspended for four games for using Human Growth Hormone. Busted. I love it! - Reiss' Pieces While we're on the topic of ... http://pacmanjonesin.com/2007/09/01/nfl-jonesin-saturday-mornin-quickie/