10 Things I Learned From the Oscars…
1. Brad Pitt hates Ryan Seacrest. Really hates. Like Shaq hates Kobe. Like David Wells hates Joe Torre. Like everyone hates Rory Sabbatini. 2. Japanese people have a better sense of humor about Styx than I do. Dennis DeYoung will sue that guy for copyright infringement, you watch. 3. Alicia Keys is a pretty girl who needs to hire someone new to make her wigs. Tell her to stay away from whoever makes Beyonce‘s wigs. 4. Anne Hathaway‘s voice is almost as appealing as her…personality. 5. Mickey Rourke‘s dog died. Really? I hadn’t heard that (NSFW) anywhere before… 6. French [...]
Tom Brady’s Media Demands: Knee Okay, Gisele Not
Tom Brady must think he’s Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt or something, by the way he’s been operating lately. Maybe being engaged to a supermodel has finally gone to his head? Or maybe it’s just that Bill Belichick influence – that whole thing about treating the media like your very own personal bitch. Whatever the case, Tom has certainly learned well the fine art of being a jerk-off. Some radio people in Toronto discovered this recently when they booked an interview with the Patriots QB, then were hit with a list of approved and unapproved topics. On the approved side: [...]

