Feb 23rd 2009
10 Things I Learned From the Oscars…
1. Brad Pitt hates Ryan Seacrest. Really hates. Like Shaq hates Kobe. Like David Wells hates Joe Torre. Like everyone hates Rory Sabbatini. 2. Japanese people have a better sense of humor about Styx than I do. Dennis DeYoung will sue that guy for copyright infringement, you watch. 3. Alicia Keys is a pretty girl who needs to hire someone new to make her wigs. Tell her to stay away from whoever makes Beyonce‘s wigs. 4. Anne Hathaway‘s voice is almost as appealing as her…personality. 5. Mickey Rourke‘s dog died. Really? I hadn’t heard that (NSFW) anywhere before… 6. French [...]
