tiger woods

  For the most part, Tiger Woods is getting roasted/anihilated/killed today…and deservedly so.  The entire fiasco has been a public relations nightmare from the very beginning and this morning’s “press conference” definitely added fuel to the fire.  Over on Shawn Kemp’s Kids I provided a few brief thoughts but have made the conscious decision not to pile on.  Feel free to hop over to SKK from time to time as I’ll be blogging on that site a bit more often during the coming months.  As far as the trade deadline is concerned… I really thought the Charlotte Bobcats were one of the big winners yesterday afternoon.  Sure, Cleveland and Houston certainly [...]

  One guy who certainly won’t be disappointed to look at 2009 in the rear view mirror is Tiger Woods.   Although Woods has been MIA for the better part of a month now, he did graciously send me a few links for PJ readers to check out as we enter a new year and decade. The biggest bust and best baller in the NFL this season   Gunaxin  Will Jason Bay save the New York Mets? Put simply, no   Babes Love Baseball The decade’s best sound bites for your viewing and listening pleasure   Suicide Drills Wait, Kansas City still has a major league baseball team?  Seriously, if you’re a KC Royals fan then this [...]

  It certainly has been a bumpy road for Tiger Woods recently.  Perhaps this young lady could help him out.  On second thought, that might not be such a good idea.   Here a few links for you as we head into the weekend: There have been innumerable parodies of the Tiger Woods Saga, but this is one you may not have seen yet      Sports Chump Eight NFL teams are circling the drain right now.  Could the reigning Super Bowl champs be one of them?     Gunaxin  Nah, I’m fine right here.  Move along SVG…you’re blocking my view of the game    Howard The Dunk MJ, Nique, [...]

   Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day WTF?  That Perkins waitress is a 5 on a good day.  Women get wet & guys get hard just looking at my picture.  It is so over. Elin Nordegren Woods         December 9th    I hate to pile on Tiger but I’m going to do so anyway…albeit briefly for one more short post.  Here is the latest in the Woods Saga that seemingly will never end:  Elin purchased a home in Sweden late last month Tiger’s mistresses now number at least 10.   His childhood friend and the current president of Tiger Woods Skank Service Design, Bryon Bell, apparently helped arrange and coordinate hook ups all over the [...]

  Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day Tiger was absolutely insatiable.  While having sex he spanked me, pulled my hair and told me I reminded him of Darlene Conner from Roseanne.   Really Tiger?  A Sara Gilbert look-alike who worked at a Perkins Restaurant?  Who is next…a hostess from the Olive Garden?  This Tiger Woods story is just getting more bizarre by the day.  Talk about a tarnished legacy.  Woods still might be the best golfer of all-time, but his reputation has taken a monumental hit.

Here is the holiday card that I received from Tiger & Elin earlier today.  Truth be told, I was expecting Tiger to look a little worse…

Time for another quick edition of Snap Takes & Sinister Spin…   Has Vida Guerra been in Tiger’s lair too?  If not, she should have been… How the mighty have fallen.  I have no doubt Tiger Woods will come back with a vengeance when the PGA season resumes early next year.  However, he is going to be a punch line for a very long time…  What is it with skanks women throwing themselves at professional athletes?  It doesn’t even matter if the athlete plays basketball, football, baseball or golf.  Even tubby guys like John Daly and Phil Mickelson aren’t immune.  In a way I can relate though.  [...]

         As The Sports World Turns was action packed this morning with Tiger talk, Bud Selig’s retirement and NFL quarterback hook ups     Shawn Kemp’s Kids Tiger and his temptress are certainly the story of the day and details are changing hourly   Sports by Brooks Sarah Palin’s new book is selling a lot of copies…thanks in part to a $4.97 special offer from Newsmax.com    Media Matters Hide the women and children…NFL head coaches occasionally use profanity   Everything Power Rankings With early season sensation Lou Williams out of the lineup for appoximately 8 weeks, Allen Iverson appears to be heading back to Philly   Fox Sports