Hitting the Links: Chest Bumps, More Chest Bumps, Ladainian Tomlinson, Tom Cable, Spencer Hawes & Paul Westphal
The other day I unloaded on Sacramento Kings head coach Paul Westphal for his clueless coaching style and inane response to a little benign commentary from promising center Spencer Hawes. In the above video, Westphal hilariously low-fives Hawes and even gives him a chest bump. Classic! Speaking of chest bumps, check out Herm Edwards admiring the protuberances on the chest of ESPN hottie Sage Steele Shawn Kemp’s Kids Ladainian Tomlinson is no longer a member of the San Diego Chargers. In his farewell press conference LT shed a few tears, but I have no doubt that he’ll be looking [...]
Darrius Heyward-Bey is What We Thought He Was (So Far)
I’d love to report that presumed future bust Darrius Heyward-Bey shut up all the haters by having a huge first minicamp with the Raiders but…sorry: Wide receiver Darrius Heyward-Bey, the seventh overall pick of the NFL draft, missed a second straight practice Sunday with cramping, soreness and fatigue in his hamstring, Raiders coach Tom Cable said at the conclusion of the five-practice, three-day minicamp in Alameda. So ended a splash-less debut for Heyward-Bey, who was shut down by Pro Bowl cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha on Day 1 and dropped three consecutive passes on Day 2 before coming up limp. Heyward-Bey got [...]
Lame QB Ripped by Lame Duck Coach
Tom Cable wants everyone to know he’s in charge of the Raiders. That applies especially to JaMarcus Russell, the former #1 overall draft pick who has begun smelling decidedly bust-like here at the tail end of his second pro season. Cable made a special point of demonstrating his in-chargeness, to the aforementioned Mr. Russell and everyone else, by chastising the QB for missing a meeting with NFL Network producers ahead of Thursday night’s Raiders-Chargers game (in case you missed it, and you almost certainly did, the Chargers won). “I think it’s a big deal and it does concern me,” Cable [...]

