01 Jul

Tony Romo Says Nice Things About T.O.

You won’t find Tony Romo bad-mouthing Terrell Owens now that Terrell Owens has made his way out of Dallas and landed in Buffalo – even though Terrell Owens has had lots of bad things to say about Tony Romo.
It’s called taking the high-road, and Tony Romo is very good at it.  Just look at the [...]

Posted in Feuds, Yakkity Yak by: danzinski
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25 May

Terrell Owens Still Bashing Tony Romo

Terrell Owens is not done bashing Tony Romo, as this recent T.O. tweet attests:
@noelheller neither ws i, blame the OC & romo!! but i’m happy 2 b where i am but i miss the other guys tht were & r true teammates!!
Yes, that is the real Terrell Owens Twitter account (you think I’m going to [...]

Posted in Feuds, Yakkity Yak by: danzinski
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08 Mar

Terrell Owens Lives in His Own Little World. With a Leprechaun Named Eddie.

Terrell Owens was rather stunningly signed to a one-year, $6.5 million contract by the Buffalo Bills Saturday, and in his introductory press conference, the happy receiver immediately went on the offensive against all the media negativity that has been swirling around him since basically forever.  “That’s all hearsay,” T.O. said of his history of being [...]

Posted in Insanity, Yakkity Yak by: danzinski
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05 Mar

More Shocking: T.O. Cut by Cowboys/Robin Williams in the Hospital

The Dallas Cowboys decided that 3 years of Terrell Owens was quite enough, and yesterday released the future Hall of Fame wide receiver.  Owens was supposed to be the last piece of the Cowboys’ Super Bowl puzzle, but unfortunately, several of the other pieces turned out to not be exactly what they seemed at first, [...]

Posted in General Dysfunction, Physical Issues by: danzinski
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11 Jan

Giant Puddle of Gumbo-Smelling Vomit

Jake Delhomme may be done as the quarterback of the Carolina Panthers after turning the ball over six times in the team’s humiliating 33-13 playoff loss to the Arizona Cardinals.  Actually, if Panthers fans had their way, Delhomme would not only be done as quarterback, he’d be done as a human being, as in dead, [...]

Posted in Actual Game Action by: danzinski
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21 Dec

Goodbye Texas Stadium – And Goodbye Cowboys?

Everyone outside of Dallas knows Texas Stadium is a dump that deserved to be blown up years ago.  The folks in the Metro area, however, have continued carrying a torch for the venue in spite of its ever-increasing dilapidation – for the same irrational, sentimental reasons a man may remain attached to a woman even [...]

Posted in B.S. (General) by: danzinski
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13 Dec

Owens/Witten/Romo

Forget Frost/Nixon – the real drama of the year is currently unfolding in Dallas, where the Cowboys are in the throes of a meltdown that makes Watergate look like an old ladies’ garden party.  No one’s going to win an Oscar for this one (though Terrell Owens probably thinks he should), but there could be [...]

Posted in B.S. (General) by: danzinski
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21 Nov

Good Samaritan Romo Strikes Again. And I’ve Got a Bridge in Brooklyn to Sell Ya’.

Tony Romo is apparently perfect.  He’s handsome (I’m told).  He has a famous girlfriend who is nearly as hot as Tom Brady’s famous girlfriend.  He plays the most glamorous position on the most glamorous team in the most glamorous league in the world.  And, as if this weren’t enough, he is also the nicest human [...]

Posted in B.S. (General) by: danzinski
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